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Y'all get no pussy and stack no bread.
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You vs. Toddlers
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HWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU FOOLS! You have finally caught on! The only way to sustain yourself in this scenario is to to eat the children.
YOU FOOLS! You have finally caught on! The only way to sustain yourself in this scenario is to to eat the children.
azontr
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True, sadly.
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SILENCE. You are too feeble minded to understand the importance of the strategic genocide of evil toddlers. Perhaps if you ate your own kids like a chad, you’d understand.
Gewsbumpz_dude
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azontr
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YOU WILL BE ONE HOLDING L’s SOON ENOUGH.
Once you’ve died from starvation fighting these wretched pussy piranhas!
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SQUEEZE THE BLOOD FROM THEIR SKIN AND DRINK IT! As our ancestors would…
Gewsbumpz_dude
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Gewsbumpz_dude
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Still based tho-
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azontr
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Bitchless behavior tbh.
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;(
Gewsbumpz_dude
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He could always just choose to use a couple of female pitbulls. That way, he can have some bitches.
Fatherless is the correct term here.
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Reading this thread makes me wanna choke down a 12ga.
Gewsbumpz_dude
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You'll get use to it.
azontr
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***********.
Gewsbumpz_dude
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I wasn't suggesting that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
azontr
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Cap.
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1 googolplex pitbulls should be enough
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Do the pitbulls need to eat tho? Remember the toddlers are spawning in one every 5 minutes.
Gewsbumpz_dude
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Its every 5 seconds
Gewsbumpz_dude
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Gewsbumpz_dude
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Yes, we don't need pupper fatalities
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I pulled 44 hours on Mtn dew
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I'd probably incap most. I'd hit, but I wouldn't go too far.
But I see most people have said similar things in that I probably wouldn't at all in a real situation. As someone with actual toddler-sitting experience... I am filled with regrets that I'm hoping to make amends for.
cutlorey
But I see most people have said similar things in that I probably wouldn't at all in a real situation. As someone with actual toddler-sitting experience... I am filled with regrets that I'm hoping to make amends for.
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Wtf… well I’ll just say I’ll win easily
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Do they have a singular spawn point?
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Considering the amount of toddlers is infinite, it’s impossible to “win”. You are stuck there until you die since your task is to destroy an infinite number of beings, which is not possible with a finite source of power.
I would never actually kill a toddler, and feel uncomfortable even talking of performing said act in a hypothetical, so I’ll switch this to regular adult humans since that feels mildly less morally reprehensible and doesn’t change my answer. The best way to rack a good streak in a situation where I am bloodlusted is by waiting for a hefty amount of people to spawn, then dropping a Tsar Bomba on the spawn point (since all weapons are allowed, including nuclear ones), it’s a kamikaze attack but you were always going to die anyways, and with a person spawning every 5 seconds, and you making the spawn point uninhabitable for up to 5 years, you could get a streak as high as 6,307,200. That’s far more than you’d get before passing out and being killed in your sleep with any melee or extended range weapon
I would never actually kill a toddler, and feel uncomfortable even talking of performing said act in a hypothetical, so I’ll switch this to regular adult humans since that feels mildly less morally reprehensible and doesn’t change my answer. The best way to rack a good streak in a situation where I am bloodlusted is by waiting for a hefty amount of people to spawn, then dropping a Tsar Bomba on the spawn point (since all weapons are allowed, including nuclear ones), it’s a kamikaze attack but you were always going to die anyways, and with a person spawning every 5 seconds, and you making the spawn point uninhabitable for up to 5 years, you could get a streak as high as 6,307,200. That’s far more than you’d get before passing out and being killed in your sleep with any melee or extended range weapon
Gewsbumpz_dude
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Where would the nuke come from, doesn't it need to be dropped out of the sky in order to explode?
Gewsbumpz_dude
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I mean as in how are you going to detonate it.
Edit: Okay so no, going off Google. Nvm.
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… hmm?
Pikaman
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What’s confusing about what I said?… hmm?
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Considering the definition of weapon is defined as "a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage" then I chose the spawn with a black hole that will consume toddlers until the heat death of the universe.
Gewsbumpz_dude
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Tbf the toddlers would have his blood if he hesitated.
