What's the spitiest Thread you've ever encountred?

[-BANLK-]

saitama vs elder god demonbane......and I am not even joking according to that guy saitama is sooo fast that he can one punch demonbane before demonbane can even think of attacking...

 

[Skulduggery88]

Beyonder(pre retcon) vs Goku

TOAA vs Goku

Superman Prime 1000000 vs Batman

 

[Dekoshu]

Needs more humor. Or "LOL". I need to figure out. What would be the most spiteful battles in existence? Having an Avatar from Aang's reality fighting against Yhwach is like pitting a completely average, unremarkable human (Not Hercule) against Elder God Demonbane: what you think is going to happen?

 

[RegisNex1232]

There's Jin Mo-Ri vs Saitama, which was a hilarious stomp in Jin's favour. Then there was EoS Sakura vs EoS Korra and for humour, you can go look for Darth Maul vs Da Bloods (an American gang).

 

[Dekoshu]

saitama vs elder god demonbane......and I am not even joking according to that guy saitama is sooo fast that he can one punch demonbane before demonbane can even think of attacking...

What the person thinks would happen:

Saitama: Renzoku Futsuu no Punch.

• (Elder God Demonbane is destroyed)

What happens in reality:

• (Elder God Demonbane is beyond the concept of game rules and simply looked at Saitama for victory)

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Demonbane destroys Saitama in a timeline where Saitama hasn't even existed. Yes, you heard me right. Demonbane would beat Saitama when Saitama doesn't exist.

 

[MarvelFanatic119]

Demonbane would make an infinite amount of Saitamas just to troll with the original Saitama.

 

[Dekoshu]

HA HA HA!!! Elder God Demonbane will overpower you with yourself.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Demonbane removes an atom from Saitama and proceeds to give the atom the capabilities to make Saitama not happy in the slightest.

 

[Dekoshu]

Not enough embarrassment. EGD is so uninterested with fighting Naruto and the others, that it decided to just send out infinite versions of themselves at them with all combined powers that otherwise couldn't happen.

 

[Alexcar3000]

This one.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

It then makes nightmare fuel of the infinites by fusing them all into one eldrich horror.

 

[Blahblah9755]

Demonbane removes an atom from Saitama and proceeds to give the atom the capabilities to make Saitama not happy in the slightest.

So in other words… the power to get one shot by Saitama? :3

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Yes. Yes indeed.

 

[Dekoshu]

It then makes nightmare fuel of the infinites by fusing them all into one eldrich horror.

It's the ultimate nightmare! Now you have a being that has beyond dimensional Six Paths powers, Quincy powers, Saiyan and other abilities from every existence and non-existence, that just being created just ended the battle.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

That would be a sight to see


and go insane to.

 

[MarvelFanatic119]

And it's power constantly increases by the second via Fairy Tail Nakama Power-Up.

 

[Dekoshu]

And it's power constantly increases by the second via Fairy Tail Nakama Power-Up.

Yes. Even Elder God Demonbane transcends the concept of standard friendship.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

And even if they do manage to kill it...somehow...the Yu Yu Hakusho inside it will bring it back to life stronger than ever becaue of plot.

 

[Dekoshu]

But it's not enough. When you see somebody with an image of Elder God Demonbane with the same name, it's not just an impersonator, but the real-life one.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

I got a good one:


Demonbane sends them to Suggsverse.

And I must Scream

 

[MarvelFanatic119]

But it's not enough. When you see somebody with an image of Elder God Demonbane with the same name, it's not just an impersonator, but the real-life one.

You were expecting Demonbane, but it was I, DEMONBANE!!!

 

[Dekoshu]

But plot won't be like show plot, but literally Elder God Demonbane planned it. And even the internet is not spared from this, as Elder God Demonbane sends an image of said being, and transcends space-time infinitely, and made the Internet live in permanent fear, reviving all people who have been loved and respected and the Sun became forever immortal.

 

[Dekoshu]

If Galactus was embarrassed from losing to Phoenix Wright, then imagine would it be like if Phoenix Wright was actually Elder God Demonbane in disguise?

 

[MarvelFanatic119]

If Galactus was embarrassed from losing to Phoenix Wright, then imagine would it be like if Phoenix Wright was actually Elder God Demonbane in disguise?

Elder God Demonbane: Ace Attorney

He brings even Almighty Eldrich Horrors to Justice.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Imagine him taking Nyarlothotep to court. ^

 

[Dekoshu]

Then, no wonder Phoenix Wright is an Ace Attorney: In his reality, the things we see are normal, but when taken out of their reality and placed in another, like Marvel vs Capcom, they're overpowering almost everyone. Showing that you can exceed the laws of physics, but even Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth knows your crimes and even being a higher-dimensional entity committing planetary destruction by devouring is still no excuse.

 

[MarvelFanatic119]

EGD: The one who actually commited the crime.... *dramatic finger point* WAS YOU!

Nya: Guh!

EGD: No justice, no alibi, no creed, no hope!

Nya: Wha?!

EGD: it's time to pay for your crimes! *dramatic finger point* TAKE THIS!!

Nya: NOOOOOO!!!!

K.O.!!

 

[Dekoshu]

It goes to show you that just like how Galactus was taken to court in his reality, Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright make sure not to forget his past actions. What do you think Phoenix Wright was doing with the evidence on the ground? If you seen Marvel or rather, Doctor Doom's and the others' realities, then you know they could have been using them, summoning them, or using reality manipulation for them.

Here's another thing. I wonder how can somebody make one of the most spiteful threads with "Hax Chicken" (Lille Barro) and have him face someone who have no chance against and the one chicken that will haunt their dreams.

 

[Wingding341]

Dora VS Charizard

Batman (with prep time) VS TOAA

Shrek VS Hulk

 

[GreatestSin]

Batman (with prep time) VS TOAA

wow, that is a spite thread, who thought that TOAA had a chance if batman got prep time? XD

 

[Dekoshu]

Seriously, even preparation is a concept. Or "prep time" as you would call it. Why do you think Yog-Sothoth is boundless and cannot be made unaware of even the most complicated and complex person?

 

[Alexcar3000]

Batman (with prep time) VS TOAA

wow, that is a spite thread, who thought that TOAA had a chance if batman got prep time? XD

Batman with prep is memetic tier

 

[Primaris_Brian]

Goku vs Toaa and goku win and it happen in 2012 which mean no SSG/Blue or anything like that for goku and it be done by the admin of that battle site...but I not going to say that site name since it against the rule.

 

[Primaris_Brian]

Also I can't wait to encounter saitama Vs Toaa.

 

[LlamaGod1411]

Naruto vs Goku

G2 Luffy vs Kaguya

Konoha vs Titans(Personal Favorite).

Ussop vs Ichigo

 

[Blahblah9755]

Konoha vs Titans(Personal Favorite).

Titans? Like from Attack on Titans?

 

[LlamaGod1411]

@Blahblah9755 Yea, and people argued that Kakashi's Raikiri won't pierce the armor titan, and the Titans will destroy Konoha(Shippuden Time).

 

[Xali990]

Goku at peak vs Blossom at peak

 

[Dekoshu]

Why is that one of the most spiteful things? Like Super Saiyan Blue Goku vs Blossom, who can't physically transform like Goku? Which peak that Goku would realistically destroy Blossom? And by realistically, I mean, not just "take it" and feel nothing, but outright overpowered and broken limbs.