What if your character was in Twisted Metal?

[JohnConquest1]

I saw the ads for the upcoming new Twisted Metal series and decided, "this looks bad". So I did what any unreasonable nerd would do and started playing the core games again. I sure did forget how good that Paris theme was in the second game.

Oh yeah I should probably explain the plot. Extra Dimensional? Big Bad guy named Calypso hosts said aforementioned, apocalypse inducing, car combat competition. Attracting Demons, Satan, Extra Dimensional Assassins', and Clowns among other monstrosities. All competing in the hopes of Calypso granting their wish with his powers. Which typically results in Calypso screwing the winner over by twisting their words.

All that said:

1. Why would your character enter?
2. What would your character drive? (Keep it grounded, and don't just say none.)
3. How would your characters wish pan out?

 

[Deidalius]

1. Sonic wouldn't enter.
2. Sonic would drive the Sonic Mobile
3. He wishes for delicious chili dogs, but they're made out of hedgehog meat or something.

 

[GreyFang82]

Frisk (Noirtale)

1. Kris would enter because he wants to save a friend he couldn't in the past.
2. Kris would drive a super heavily modified Henry Ford's Model T
3. Every time he would make a wish that could be twisted by Calypso; W. D. Gaster would warn him that the specific wording of the wish would be twisted into something else. This either ends with Frisk using the perfect words to get his wish without any negative consequences or W. D. Gaster nullifying the wish just for the lolz.