You're in jail for 15 years... what fictional character do you want as your cellmate?

[koopa3144]

So, you're in jail for... I don't know what. let's just say you did something REALLY bad, now you have to spend the next 15 years in jail. But hey at least you get to pick a fictional character to be you cellmate, the only rule is that you can't use them to escape or make the 15 years go by faster.

personally, I would choose Deadpool. He seems like a fun guy maybe that can help the 15 years go by faster.

 

[StorytellingDemonKing]

Vasco the GOAT.

 

[SuperStar]

Yujiro

 

[Quantu]

A character than can imbue me with super powers so that after 15 years, I can be a supe

 

[ZillertheBucko]

So, you're in jail for... I don't know what. let's just say you did something REALLY bad, now you have to spend the next 15 years in jail. But hey at least you get to pick a fictional character to be you cellmate, the only rule is that you can't use them to escape or make the 15 years go by faster.

personally, I would choose Deadpool. He seems like a fun guy maybe that can help the 15 years go by faster.

Phoenix Wright
it's not escape if it's legal

 

[Funnimane]

Phoenix Wright
it's not escape if it's legal

but phoenix is your cellmate, meaning he's in prison too, so he prolly can't defend you in court

 

[Rikimarox2]

SCP-999

 

[Mariogoods]

Sun Wukong.

 

[StekFence]

SCP-999

Dam, stole the char

 

[Unknownnah]

Nyarlathotep

 

[Noneless21]

You know, i can choose a mate that has time manipulation that can sped up time to 15 years ahead to makes sentence time go away faster

 

[Funnimane]

You know, i can choose a mate that has time manipulation that can sped up time to 15 years ahead to makes sentence time go away faster

that is explicitly against the rules

 

[Noneless21]

that is explicitly against the rules

it didn't say anything about that at the op so i can make my own loophole

 

[ZillertheBucko]

it didn't say anything about that at the op so i can make my own loophole

it says it in the OP quite clearly genius

 

[Noneless21]

it says it in the OP quite clearly genius

welp clearly I'm blind so eh

 

[Mr.Cutlery]

Vulkan (WH40K).

 

[Stillwinston]

Taiga Saejima or Cody from Street Fight, those guys treat prisons like cardboard lol

 

[ZillertheBucko]

saul goodman

 

[TheKingStrategist13]

Hm... I smell a dead Thread
... No matter, it's Fun and Games.

I'd elect to have Ren Amamiya.

Ren Amamiya has already escaped Jail once due to the help of his outside allies. I'm sure that in this situation, they would pull it off again. Now, I can't exactly leave myself as per the rules, but while I'm waiting, Ren can go into the Metaverse and change the heart's of those who Prosecuted me and Judged me. I'm not fully sure on the process, but the idea is that eventually something is rescinded, or they revisit the case. I know this to generally be something possible and, with Ren's passive Fate Manip, I highly bet it's likely.

I won't get out immediately- Heck, it could take quite a lot of time. But so long as I befriend Ren and convince him that I am innocent, I'm sure he'll pull the needed strings to indirectly get me legally released.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

escape isn't allowed

 

[TheKingStrategist13]

I am not escaping.

The rules specifically say that I cannot use them to escape. That does not mean they themselves cannot escape, and then cause me to be legally released, which would not be a escape in any form.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

then it counts as making the 15 years go by faster since you're not serving full time

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

The emperor of mankind, would tell him that he should try to be better with Angron

 

[TheKingStrategist13]

Nope, those 15 years didn't move any faster. I just spent less of them in jail. The 15 years would still pass by as normal. For that argument to work, the OP would need to specify what they mean by that statement, but since it's so vague, may as well take it at face value.

 

[ZillertheBucko]

I think it's p r e t t y c l e a r w h a t t h e y m e a n t

 

[TheKingStrategist13]

When in the same breath as saying you can't speed up the years, they also say that they'd have Deadpool cause he'd make it go by faster, preeeetty sure it's up for debate

 

[ZillertheBucko]

When in the same breath as saying you can't speed up the years, they also say that they'd have Deadpool cause he'd make it go by faster, preeeetty sure it's up for debate

it's pretty obvious that they meant make it go by faster in a figurative sense, in that it would be less boring

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

A wish-granting character could give me immortality, which is infinitely longer than 15 years

 

[Sniper670]

Reality can be whatever I want

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

hoshimachi suisei