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Okay, so... Warioware. Pretty interesting series. Okay, so with Warioware: Get it Together being a thing, it's long since time to revise this stuff. That being said... I think it would make the most sense to go over each character here.
Warioware: Get it Together! As a Whole
Warioware Get it Together is basically a game that revolves around the Warioware crew trying t take out game bugs within a game. It would be very ideal to consider whether to count the characters' in-game abilities as real abilities or not.
Wario
Honestly, this dude should get a key specifically for this incarnation of Wario. Pretty much everyone agrees that Wario in Warioware is a lazy bum that is nowhere near the powerhouse he was in Wario Land or Super Mario Bros. That's not mentioning that Wario is quite a bit detached from the more canon Warios, with his home being some dump atop a narrow plateau in Diamond City. Really, Warioware Wario is so pathetic you would actually miss the Wario Land games. Bear in mind, Mario barely exists in Warioware, mostly relegated to either mere mentions or 9-Volt's microgames (or, in Get It Together's case, almost not existing at all), the latter which were explicitly stated to be based on Nintendo games. It was only now that Warioware fought stuff, and even then, there was a CRT a while ago that made game data "10-C no matter what" instead of "11-A no matter what," so Wario's not earning any points there.
Mona
Mona has a boomerang, which, while thrown like a normal boomerang in her cutscene, she apparently uses the force to move the thing around in-game. Yeah.
Ashley
Honestly, the whole cookie-exploding thing Ashley's got going for her needs a calc big time. Come on, guys! You can't just give a character 8-A over cookies being blown up..!
Oh, and Ashley's transmutation can be expanded on since she can now turn shit into food. Also, can someone explain how Ashley can use a wand even though the story showed Red being tied up in a building? I mean the wand is supposed to be Red, but what's Red doing?
Also, Ashley should get minor Corruption for playing with the in-game corruption. Come to think of it, Corruption as an ability itself should get another inspection.
Kat and Ana
The only characters who did any real fighting. They have been improved greatly from their last incarnations. They were granted the following:
Purification???: They made the polygon animals in Warioware: Get it Together, although whether this is purification (as shown in the microgame cutscenes for Kat and Ana's levels) or just basic "snap out of it!" with a slap logic is hard to identify.
Sleep Manipulation???: They made a polygonal hippo pass out, though again, not sure if this is a legit ability or something akin to a boxer hitting someone on the head.
Rasenshurikens: Uh, what did we have Naruto's rasenshurikens listed as again? Because Kat and Ana did that..!
Speed Boost: Apparently Kat and Ana can keep up with Leo, who did some afterimage deal during their fight. While this would score Kat and Ana some points in the speed department, I don't think we should automatically consider this Subsonic, just like we shouldn't automatically assume laser-dodging as FTL since distance is a thing we should account for.
Experience Against Multiple Foes: I mean, Kat and Ana fought an army of possessed polygon animals. Need I say more?
Master Mantis
This one's gonna be quick and easy if we figure out what to do with their in-game abilities.
Gravity Manipulation (self): Dude can walk on ceilings now.
5-Volt
She's adorable, she can teleport, she's adorable, she teleports by moving some spiritual projection of herself to a certain location, but most importantly, she's adorable.
Oh, and 5-Volt should get Class 5 from being able to use frying pans that are legit a ton per pan. And she's adorable.
18-Volt
How fast ARE 18-Volt's reactions, anyway? Dude legit saw 9-Volt zip by ridiculously fast when everyone else faltered due to 9-Volt's speed.
Pyoro
While he existed only as a video game character before Get it Together, I would imagine Pyoro has some sort of Immersion because how the hell else did her jump from one game to another?
Warioware: Get it Together! As a Whole
Warioware Get it Together is basically a game that revolves around the Warioware crew trying t take out game bugs within a game. It would be very ideal to consider whether to count the characters' in-game abilities as real abilities or not.
Wario
Honestly, this dude should get a key specifically for this incarnation of Wario. Pretty much everyone agrees that Wario in Warioware is a lazy bum that is nowhere near the powerhouse he was in Wario Land or Super Mario Bros. That's not mentioning that Wario is quite a bit detached from the more canon Warios, with his home being some dump atop a narrow plateau in Diamond City. Really, Warioware Wario is so pathetic you would actually miss the Wario Land games. Bear in mind, Mario barely exists in Warioware, mostly relegated to either mere mentions or 9-Volt's microgames (or, in Get It Together's case, almost not existing at all), the latter which were explicitly stated to be based on Nintendo games. It was only now that Warioware fought stuff, and even then, there was a CRT a while ago that made game data "10-C no matter what" instead of "11-A no matter what," so Wario's not earning any points there.
Mona
Mona has a boomerang, which, while thrown like a normal boomerang in her cutscene, she apparently uses the force to move the thing around in-game. Yeah.
Ashley
Honestly, the whole cookie-exploding thing Ashley's got going for her needs a calc big time. Come on, guys! You can't just give a character 8-A over cookies being blown up..!
Oh, and Ashley's transmutation can be expanded on since she can now turn shit into food. Also, can someone explain how Ashley can use a wand even though the story showed Red being tied up in a building? I mean the wand is supposed to be Red, but what's Red doing?
Also, Ashley should get minor Corruption for playing with the in-game corruption. Come to think of it, Corruption as an ability itself should get another inspection.
Kat and Ana
The only characters who did any real fighting. They have been improved greatly from their last incarnations. They were granted the following:
Purification???: They made the polygon animals in Warioware: Get it Together, although whether this is purification (as shown in the microgame cutscenes for Kat and Ana's levels) or just basic "snap out of it!" with a slap logic is hard to identify.
Sleep Manipulation???: They made a polygonal hippo pass out, though again, not sure if this is a legit ability or something akin to a boxer hitting someone on the head.
Rasenshurikens: Uh, what did we have Naruto's rasenshurikens listed as again? Because Kat and Ana did that..!
Speed Boost: Apparently Kat and Ana can keep up with Leo, who did some afterimage deal during their fight. While this would score Kat and Ana some points in the speed department, I don't think we should automatically consider this Subsonic, just like we shouldn't automatically assume laser-dodging as FTL since distance is a thing we should account for.
Experience Against Multiple Foes: I mean, Kat and Ana fought an army of possessed polygon animals. Need I say more?
Master Mantis
This one's gonna be quick and easy if we figure out what to do with their in-game abilities.
Gravity Manipulation (self): Dude can walk on ceilings now.
5-Volt
She's adorable, she can teleport, she's adorable, she teleports by moving some spiritual projection of herself to a certain location, but most importantly, she's adorable.
Oh, and 5-Volt should get Class 5 from being able to use frying pans that are legit a ton per pan. And she's adorable.
18-Volt
How fast ARE 18-Volt's reactions, anyway? Dude legit saw 9-Volt zip by ridiculously fast when everyone else faltered due to 9-Volt's speed.
Pyoro
While he existed only as a video game character before Get it Together, I would imagine Pyoro has some sort of Immersion because how the hell else did her jump from one game to another?
