Wanking Contest #2

[Soldier_Blue]

Continuation of this thread:

https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/566077

It got long. Really long.

Go on with your silly wanking here and have fun.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Madoka is omnipotent and cannot be defeated or harmed by anything and she always knows whatever will happen

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Honey Badger can solo any dinosaur. It's the ******* Bruce Lee of the animal kingdom.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Are you kidding? The mongoose is obviously the strongest, its claws can cut through a lion's hide and its coat lets it shrug off snake bits and venom. It could probably defeat Tubal Cain with that alone!

 

[Hizack123]

Yamcha is far stronger then Goku because he hurt beerus with simple slap.

 

[Hizack123]

Honey Badger can solo any dinosaur. It's the ******* Bruce Lee of the animal kingdom.

This is wank contest, why use true fact bro?

 

[BoomeYang]

''Ahem''...Rooster Teeth Yang...That is all.

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Honey Badgers have similar feats. And Honey Badgers have been seen confronting leopards (which are like the ninjas of big cats) and can indeed injure a lion.

A Honey Badger is pretty much a bigger and more badass mongoose.

 

[Mefre]

I can put a sticky note on a picture of TOAA against his will, Tier 0+ Sticky note confirmed

 

[Hizack123]

I can put a sticky note on a picture of TOAA against his will, Tier 0+ Sticky note confirmed

XDXDXD

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

"Roy is High 6-A in base and MFTL+"

"Regular fodder bandits that are shown burning down villages are actually oneshotting them also they're High 6-A and MFTL+"

"High 6-A and MFTL+ everyone"

"Look under your chair, you get High 6-A and MFTL+, you get High 6-A and MFTL+, everyone gets High 6-A and MFTL+"

But then again, this is just fact, I'm just an FE downplayer, Zephiel not killing Cecilia is totally not PIS, don't you know your regular iron sword is comparable to the binding blade?

Crappy Slim Lances are comparable to Armads

I mean, if Sol Katti could be comparable, why not everything else

High 6-A and MFTL+ FE7 and FE6

Awakening has DLC in which you fight Elibeverse characters

High 6-A and MFTL+ Archaneaverse FE confirmed

Awakening has DLC fighting against Telliusverse and Magvelverse FE, High 6-A and MFTL+ all of FE confirmed

 

[Hizack123]

"Roy is High 6-A in base and MFTL+"
"Regular fodder bandits that are shown burning down villages are actually oneshotting them also they're High 6-A and MFTL+"

"High 6-A and MFTL+ everyone"

"Look under your chair, you get High 6-A and MFTL+, you get High 6-A and MFTL+, everyone gets High 6-A and MFTL+"

WoW!!! That mean i can destroy a countinent and move as MFTL+ NOW???

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Yeah, all you have to do is scale to FE6 fodder soldiers and bandits

 

[Kaltias]

Madoka is omnipotent and cannot be defeated or harmed by anything and she always knows whatever will happen

Well obviously, Rebellion happened because Homura is omnipotent+ and can nullify precog

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Yamcha is far stronger then Goku because he hurt beerus with simple slap.

And Krillin and Tien are stronger than Yamcha.

This means:

Krillin/Tien >> Goku

They must be holding back because he's the MC.

 

[Hizack123]

Yamcha is far stronger then Goku because he hurt beerus with simple slap.

And Krillin and Tien are stronger than Yamcha.
This means:

Krillin/Tien >> Goku

They must be holding back because he's the MC.

NANI!!!

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Saitama solos suggsverse in a single punch

 

[Kaltias]

Asriel's AP and durability are True Infinity, according to the CHECK option

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Yeah, and Frisk tanked attacks from Asriel, which means Frisk has Tier 0 Dura, and everyone who harmed Frisk is also Tier 0

 

[SheevShezarrine]

Guts with a shotgun >>>> SSJGSSJ4 Gogeta with Kaioken x20

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

That's because he borrowed his shotgun from a certain farmer

 

[Kaltias]

Don't you dare downplay the farmer with a shotgun. He harmed the likes of Superman and Goku in the past.

He is armed with PIS-caliber bullets, they negate durability more if it's dumb for you to get hurt

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Yeah, but it's only a -1 weapon in the hands of the farmer himself, it weakens when used by anyone else, but Guts still stomps the hyperversal Gogeta

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

"TOAA is Questionably Omnipotent"-some trash site called vsbattles

Clearly TOAA is BEYOND Omnipotent, but only when he's given 1/1000000000000000000000th of Beyonder's power, of course, but he's already beyond beyond beyond beyonderpotence

 

[Kaltias]

Beyonderpotence is now my favorite word

 

[SheevShezarrine]

Speedwagon >>>> One Above All, Living Tribunal, full-power Galactus, Heart of the Universe Thanos, Dormmamu, Death, Eternity, Rune King Thor, Odin, and Void all at the same time

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

^...that's just true

 

[SheevShezarrine]

Don't you dare downplay the farmer with a shotgun. He harmed the likes of Superman and Goku in the past.

He is armed with PIS-caliber bullets, they negate durability more if it's dumb for you to get hurt

Harming small fry like that is its best showing? I scoff at your ignorance! That shotgun smited the entire Marvel universe, DC universe, most of the Dragon Ball universe, and the entire hyperwanked Naruto universe all at once! In addition, it also permakilled the entire Masadaverse while stomping aforementioned universes! Only Yamcha fused with Krillin could survive.

 

[SheevShezarrine]

^...that's just true

Some say Stroheim (aka the only JoBro able to contend with Speedwagon) is even more powerful than that

 

[Fv5v7]

^...that's just true

Some say Stroheim (aka the only JoBro able to contend with Speedwagon) is even more powerful than that

but composite godzila blast him to death

 

[Fv5v7]

^...that's just true

Some say Stroheim (aka the only JoBro able to contend with Speedwagon) is even more powerful than that

but composite godzila blast him to death

and naruto destory him to death

 

[Apex_Predator_GX]

Zeno-Sama from DBS is the strongest Fictional Character ever!

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Pfft. He's the second. There's a stronger character in verse. The theme song of the survival arc. The last line states that "Even Zeno-sans will be blown away". Clearly that means that the theme song is stronger than Zeno, making that the strongest character in fiction.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

All I got from this thread is Fire emblem needs to be revised clearly as everyone is 6-A and MFTL, except Anankos who's Tier 4 as he made a black hole several times larger than a village.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Actually Corrin beat Anankos so he should get Tier 4 and Robin, Ike, Roy, Marth snd Lucina are available due to amiibos so they should scale to Corrin and if they scale to Corrin then everyone else gets tier 4 as we already concluded that all of fe is the same tier.

 

[Fv5v7]

Actually Corrin beat Anankos so he should get Tier 4 and Robin, Ike, Roy, Marth snd Lucina are available due to amiibos so they should scale to Corrin and if they scale to Corrin then everyone else gets tier 4 as we already concluded that all of fe is the same tier.

and they get hunted by composite lizard

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Don't bother playing chess with Aizen. Every single move you make was planned out before you were even born.

 

[Kaltias]

Aizen vs Lelouch. In a chess match. Now

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Aizen vs Lelouch. In a chess match. Now

You're under Aizen's hypnosis and watching a non-existent match. Aizen and Lelouch are sitting behind you enjoying tea and lol'ing at you.

 

[Mefre]

when I look upside down, the entire 3rd dimension is turned upside down to me, 2-C Tier Myself.