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Walter white vs Aardvark
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Noneless21
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agreed brothaLook Nonless, I know it's our job to argue against this guy and everything, but I think this guy's a lost cause. He's obviously made up his mind, why don't we just cut our losses and ignore him.
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I dunno how can you be a bigger scum of the Earth than me, but you managed to pull it off.
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how do capybaras fight with humans
Oliver_de_jesus
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I saw a video where they collide with their prey and bite them
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send
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Scans?
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Bro wants to see animal abuse
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I want to see evidence that he can commit animal abuse, instead of becoming a victim of a capybara attack, nothing wrong with that.
Lose-lose situation for him regardless.
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True trueI want to see evidence that he can commit animal abuse, instead of becoming a victim of a capybara attack, nothing wrong with that.
Lose-lose situation for him regardless.
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That's only for the extinct capys, but pretty sure that a bite from this would hurt you very bad.
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it would definitely hurt, but it wouldn’t be fatal unless capybara somehow managed to bite walter’s throat. does capybara have a way to counter walt hiding in the shadows?
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Well, this Capybara is bloodlust, so no "chill capy", just pure wild.
I'm pretty sure that Capys can see in the dark, but they can't see various type of colors which humans can see. I don't know how that "shadows" works through- but they have good senses and can sense jaguars before they reached them.
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i looked it up and the almighty google says they can’t
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oh wait capybara is 10-B now, ok yeah walt just stomps it to death lol
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I should change it for another animal, what do you say Deleted Username, Aardvark?
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Oliver_de_jesus
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Done
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I think that a bloodlust Aardvark would just cut Walter throat
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yeah piercing damage with claws is probably way too much for walter. like what can he even do
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capybara was probably a more fair matchup as capybara still has 9-C attacks with kinetic energy and bites
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Well, some wincons of Walter White are:
- kicking the aardvark in the head, which could produce an blunt-trauma.
- can throw the aardvark too, they on average aren't that big. (52.5 kg'ish)
- also, height advantage too.
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Aardvack vs Walter White Size Comparison
As I say, Walter White has a good size advantage, but at the end the bloodlust Aardvack would cut his throat with their sharp claws or would damage Walt so badly enough to bleed out, so.. I vote the Aardvack.
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none of those are actual wincons. they’re advantages, yeah, but none of them can stop the aardvark from essentially one-shotting him with a slash to the throat.
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Aardvark can not instantly reach to Walter throat, check the size comparison.
Walter can easily kick the Aardvark since they can't jump too, don't underestimate humans, we are strong enough to damage Aardvark easily with kicks.
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It can, but I doubt that it would initially cut the throat of Walter, they don't have hunter instinct after all.
Through, Walter is pretty much stronger than a human, and if he can deform steel with his punches, pretty sure that would easily damage a Aardvark with a punch.
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Yeah, they do.
As I say, I favour the Aardvark due to it claws + bloodlust but this is not even close to a stomp IMO.
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yes, he can kick the aardvark away, but he’d have a lot of difficulty actually killing it. meanwhile the aardvark can kill walter in one good hit. even without reaching his throat the aardvark can rip his legs apart and cause him to die of blood loss, but since it’s bloodlusted, the aardvark’s just immediately gonna jump up and slash his throat open.
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piercing damage >> blunt force, there’s a reason why guns can kill 9-B characters
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Aardvark can't jump that easily to reach the throat. Also, they don't have that sharp claws to rip off "a leg", that seems exaggerated.
Walter White can still just kick the Aardvark in the head and knock out him, so it's not a stomp
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then why are you voting for it?
never said it could rip his leg off. just claw it up enough to cause blood loss.
it would take a long time to stomp an aardvark to death. all the aardvark needs is one good hit.
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I vote for the Aardvark due to their claws too, I'm just saying that this is not a stomp.
The Aardvark can reach the throat if Walter White falls due to much damage, but Aardvark can easily be knocked-out if Walter hits it in the head, since Walter is much stronger than a average human too.
Still, the Aardvark needs some hits to damage Walter White with the claws, not only one.
I still vote the Aardvark, but this is not a stomp as I say, is more probably to the Aardvark to just damage Walter White too much enough to blood out him, but Walter can still easily damage or knock-out the Aardvark, so it's not a stomp.
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whats stopping it from just clawing its way up to his neck
so you’re saying that walter one-shots, while the aardvark would have to attack him multiple times to win? but you’re voting for aardvark? that doesn’t make any sense. going by your logic, a bloodlusted walter would just immediately kick the aardvark in the face and knock it out.
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I never say that Walter can one-shot, but if he kicks many times the Aardvack head then he can knock out the animal. But as you say, the Aardvack can climb up Walter White and with some scratches can provoke a collapse of Walt due to cancer + much pain IMO.
Both need to attack multiple times to win, but Walt has more weakness too, that's why I vote the Aardvack.
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not really, aardvark just grabs walt and slashes his throat. walter could eventually kill the aardvark if it just laid there and waited for walter to kill it, but that’s not gonna happen. it’s gonna try and kill him first, which it can do with relative ease. so walter’s only wincon isn’t even feasible
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Why are you assuming that the Aardvark would instantly slash Walter throat?, yeah, they are bloodlust, but they still need to reach to the throat which would've hard since:
- They aren't hunters or felines like leopard or cougars
- Walter White still has arms, and he can just grab and throw the Aardvack
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