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Decided to continue this from here (Since it kinda died...) while also including some new characters mostly from this thread. Now we shall come up with their roles within this monster of a story and find out why Reinhard wanted to fuse with the Golden Bois and leave his wife. Shall be fun. Also you can suggest your own newcomers (Including ships).
Ga as the writer who gets rid of all the continuity errors in the script.
Reinhard Heydrich, as the two timing playboy husband.
BB, as the hardworking housewife
Breinhard Bheydrich, as theslutty thirsty older sister.
Lavos is Breinhard's hamster that everyone loves except Reinhard since he is attacked by it when no one else is at home.
Lucifer Morningstar as Reinhard's twin brother who is loved by everyone except Sidious and Reinhard and was clearly their parents' favorite child
Simon the Digger - The little brother who everyone thinks will be a failure but grows up to become super successful.
Lucemo - Reinhard's crazy psychotic killer friend.
Kirby - Spoiled bratty child who microwaves a hamster whenever something doesn't go his way.
Kratos - Kenny. Nuff' frickin' said.
Sans - Kid who goes around the neighborhood pranking people.
Scarlet King as the local pet shop owner that only sells Dogs.
SCP-682, as the family pet.
Kiara Sessyoi, BB's MIL- I mean mother. Married to Darth Sidious
Darth Sidious , the wise old grandpa who seems nice but is secretly an ass. Married to Kiara.
The Enchiridio - The extremely unnecessary picture book of the family that seemingly exists for no reason and then vanishes and is never bought up again after appearing in very specific 1 hour specials where the family remembers their past moments
The White Quee, as Reinhard's side chick. BB's childhood rival and office mate.
Mercurius, as Reinhard's second side chick. Works as YHVH's secretary.
Gilgamesh as Breinhard's rich af boyfriend. One of the newest members of The Golden Bois.
Kharn the Betrayer, as that annoying neighbour.
Khorne - Khorne is Slaanesh's bitter ex that utterly hate each other and yet still get it on.
Arceus - Always gets in fights with 682, which he gets absolutely creamed i
He-Ma , the incredibly flamboyant neighbor whose rarely seen wearing a shirt.
YHVH, the overbearing boss Reinhard works for. Makes him work late shifts and frankly toys with him for fun.
Goku - Popular jock at school who everyone loves except for the main character.
Slaanesh - ambigiously defined (In gender) best friend of Breinhard who flirts with everyone at school. Youngest member of the Chaos (thats their last name) family. Also apparantly got frisky with the family pet to create the thing below.
SlaaneshCP-682: Hard-to-Destroy Thot, "Slaanti" -
Kars (JORGE JOESTAR) - The hyper oiled up workout dude who's 2Swole2Control. He releases workout DvDs with the tagline: "Become the Ultimate Lifeform"
Medaka Kurokami - Saleswoman for said workout DvD.
Medakars Kurokarmi - Trained to hate the Bheydriches but has some sort of attraction to Breinhard, which she displays in a passive aggressive nature.
Giorno Giovanna is Medakars' soy boy boyfriend whom she only dates to rival Breinhard's relationship with Gilgamesh. Though still a member of The Golden Bois.
Dis/Ram Abbalah - Old bizarre and rich neighbor who lives on a mansion on top of the hill...always scheming.
Death of the Endless - The wife of the Crimson King who is especially creepy. Ominously walks around the neighborhood at night with her umbrella.
Crimson Princess of the Endless - An "evil" spoiled little girl that helps scheme with her father and nags her mother a lot
Los' - The Uncle Fester of the "Crimson Endless" Family.
Monika -
Chara -
Monikhara -
Nicol Bolas -
Homura Akemi -
Nakemo Homulas - The Token Clumsy House Maid of everyone's house.
SCP-001 (Swann) - The introverted nerd who spends all his free time writing fanfiction.
The Writer - Swann's dad
The Emperor of Mankind - The School Principle and head of The Golden Bois
The Living Tribunal - Besties with The Emperor as they were gold enthusiests since they were little.
Darquesse - That chick who low-key wants to murder everyone in violent ways, but acts all upbeat and bubbly all the time.
Cthulhu (Cthulhu Saves the World) as the prick who always breaks the fourth wall.
Haju - Some narcissist dude who ruins everything in his wake that has a cancer.
Seventh Heave - Hajun's little bro. Always get bullied by Hajun.
Rick's the insane science teacher who's always wrapping the students up in crazy shenanigans.
Feel free to add anyone else that comes to mind as guest appearances. Have fun.
Ga as the writer who gets rid of all the continuity errors in the script.
Reinhard Heydrich, as the two timing playboy husband.
BB, as the hardworking housewife
Breinhard Bheydrich, as the
Lavos is Breinhard's hamster that everyone loves except Reinhard since he is attacked by it when no one else is at home.
Lucifer Morningstar as Reinhard's twin brother who is loved by everyone except Sidious and Reinhard and was clearly their parents' favorite child
Simon the Digger - The little brother who everyone thinks will be a failure but grows up to become super successful.
Lucemo - Reinhard's crazy psychotic killer friend.
Kirby - Spoiled bratty child who microwaves a hamster whenever something doesn't go his way.
Kratos - Kenny. Nuff' frickin' said.
Sans - Kid who goes around the neighborhood pranking people.
Scarlet King as the local pet shop owner that only sells Dogs.
SCP-682, as the family pet.
Kiara Sessyoi, BB's MIL- I mean mother. Married to Darth Sidious
Darth Sidious , the wise old grandpa who seems nice but is secretly an ass. Married to Kiara.
The Enchiridio - The extremely unnecessary picture book of the family that seemingly exists for no reason and then vanishes and is never bought up again after appearing in very specific 1 hour specials where the family remembers their past moments
The White Quee, as Reinhard's side chick. BB's childhood rival and office mate.
Mercurius, as Reinhard's second side chick. Works as YHVH's secretary.
Gilgamesh as Breinhard's rich af boyfriend. One of the newest members of The Golden Bois.
Kharn the Betrayer, as that annoying neighbour.
Khorne - Khorne is Slaanesh's bitter ex that utterly hate each other and yet still get it on.
Arceus - Always gets in fights with 682, which he gets absolutely creamed i
He-Ma , the incredibly flamboyant neighbor whose rarely seen wearing a shirt.
YHVH, the overbearing boss Reinhard works for. Makes him work late shifts and frankly toys with him for fun.
Goku - Popular jock at school who everyone loves except for the main character.
Slaanesh - ambigiously defined (In gender) best friend of Breinhard who flirts with everyone at school. Youngest member of the Chaos (thats their last name) family. Also apparantly got frisky with the family pet to create the thing below.
SlaaneshCP-682: Hard-to-Destroy Thot, "Slaanti" -
Kars (JORGE JOESTAR) - The hyper oiled up workout dude who's 2Swole2Control. He releases workout DvDs with the tagline: "Become the Ultimate Lifeform"
Medaka Kurokami - Saleswoman for said workout DvD.
Medakars Kurokarmi - Trained to hate the Bheydriches but has some sort of attraction to Breinhard, which she displays in a passive aggressive nature.
Giorno Giovanna is Medakars' soy boy boyfriend whom she only dates to rival Breinhard's relationship with Gilgamesh. Though still a member of The Golden Bois.
Dis/Ram Abbalah - Old bizarre and rich neighbor who lives on a mansion on top of the hill...always scheming.
Death of the Endless - The wife of the Crimson King who is especially creepy. Ominously walks around the neighborhood at night with her umbrella.
Crimson Princess of the Endless - An "evil" spoiled little girl that helps scheme with her father and nags her mother a lot
Los' - The Uncle Fester of the "Crimson Endless" Family.
Monika -
Chara -
Monikhara -
Nicol Bolas -
Homura Akemi -
Nakemo Homulas - The Token Clumsy House Maid of everyone's house.
SCP-001 (Swann) - The introverted nerd who spends all his free time writing fanfiction.
The Writer - Swann's dad
The Emperor of Mankind - The School Principle and head of The Golden Bois
The Living Tribunal - Besties with The Emperor as they were gold enthusiests since they were little.
Darquesse - That chick who low-key wants to murder everyone in violent ways, but acts all upbeat and bubbly all the time.
Cthulhu (Cthulhu Saves the World) as the prick who always breaks the fourth wall.
Haju - Some narcissist dude who ruins everything in his wake that has a cancer.
Seventh Heave - Hajun's little bro. Always get bullied by Hajun.
Rick's the insane science teacher who's always wrapping the students up in crazy shenanigans.
Feel free to add anyone else that comes to mind as guest appearances. Have fun.