Vs battles wiki pet peeves

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Truth

L humans as usual

Humans are just monkey’s that have not embraced their true identity (MONKE)

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Y'all both fake monkeys so Idk what you're talking about.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Y'all both fake monkeys so Idk what you're talking about.

What if we are all monkeys?

 

[DaMonkeMan]

No.

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

Y'all both fake monkeys so Idk what you're talking about.

The truth is still the truth.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

The truth is still the truth.

But you're not a real monkey..

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

I am...

 

[DaMonkeMan]

..not.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

..not.

I use my monkey-fier and turn all of us into monkey’s gg

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

..not.

Yes I am...

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Stfu.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

You two forget that Sun wukong is real monkey over you two

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

Stfu.

The truth is still truth.

You two forget that Sun wukong is real monkey over you two

No

You two both don't compare with me as a human and a monkey... So I'm right when I say I'm a monkey and monkeman is a fake monkey, who just trolls and shit because he's weak and will forever stay weak because he likes living in delusions instead of truths

Go workout or train and then speak

 

[DaMonkeMan]

I'm a half Monkey,

You're not even a real monkey.. Just a hybrid..

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

@TheMonkeMan @MonkeyOfLife

okay you two

I give you guys lightsabers

now fight to the death, whoever lives is real monkey

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

You're not even a real monkey.. Just a hybrid..

You don't know shit as usual.

You yourself even called me a full monkey...

Go get stronger, bye

@TheMonkeMan @MonkeyOfLife

okay you two

I give you guys lightsabers

now fight to the death, whoever lives is real monkey

You don't do life like that

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

You don't know shit as usual.

You yourself even called me a full monkey...

Go get stronger, bye

Take this blue lightsaber from above

and

@TheMonkeMan

take this red lightsaber

now you two kill each other and the winner will be real monkey

 

[DaMonkeMan]

You don't know shit as usual.

You yourself even called me a full monkey...

Go get stronger, bye

I didn't call you a full monkey bozo

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

I didn't call you a full monkey bozo

Truth is truth... Stop being weak

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

You two lightsaber battle

or I will fight you both

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

You two lightsaber battle

or I will fight you both

He knows I'll win... There's no point

But good job giving me the correct light saber

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Truth is truth... Stop being weak

Not my fault you called yourself a half monkey..
You already conceded by making that your signature.
I win. Good night maggot.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Not my fault you called yourself a half monkey..
You already conceded by making that your signature.
I win. Good night maggot.

He knows I'll win... There's no point

But good job giving me the correct light saber

I will destroy you both

And take the throne of monkey for myself

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

Not my fault you called yourself a half monkey..
You already conceded by making that your signature.
I win. Good night maggot.

Wake up

I am 100% half monkey, 100% half human and 100% half god... It's not my fault you can't understand shit

Now go sleep, you're brain very much needs it

 

[DaMonkeMan]

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Wake up

I am 100% half monkey, 100% half human and 100% half god... It's not my fault you can't understand shit

Now go sleep, you're brain very much needs it

Not my fault you called yourself a half monkey..
You already conceded by making that your signature.
I win. Good night maggot.

You know what **** it.

die you two

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

I will slaughter you both and become true monkey for myself.

I am the better monkey than both of you

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

...You're a human.

You even have said you are... Need to fight me in real life not the internet

 

[DaMonkeMan]

...You're a human.

You even have said you are... Need to fight me in real life not the internet

I really hope you're saying this to Arto and not me.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

I really hope you're saying this to Arto and not me.

...You're a human.

You even have said you are... Need to fight me in real life not the internet

I want you guys to fight me,

it’s the only way you guys can stop fighting each other

 

[DaMonkeMan]

You can fight him
Human vs Human

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Guess I’ll take you both down if it’s the only way you two can work together

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

A human wouldn’t work with an insect…

same way a monkey wouldn’t work with a weak human…

now stoping wasting me time, either fight me for real or go sleep

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Wtf are you talking about.
Log off already. Touch grass.

 

[SuperStar]

Corn Ball Moment

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Corn Ball Moment

Let's skin him alive.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Let's skin him alive.

For the love of God get rid of Arto first.

He's killing me with his painfully unfunny and cringe jokes.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

For the love of God get rid of Arto first.

He's killing me with his painfully unfunny and cringe jokes.

I'm gonna lock him in the dungeon with Bellmere.
If you don't understand that joke then I feel bad for you but this is the context.
Pretty goofy adaptation imo.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

For the love of God get rid of Arto first.

He's killing me with his painfully unfunny and cringe jokes.

I wanna see RandomGuy with the powers and stats of the last 9-B character he made fight Austin Theory, and see him fight Austin Theory.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Man 4kids was the shit