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Holy ******* shit, I hate using Windows. If this is really the best option we have on the market, then shit's truly ******.
I HATE having updates forced onto my computer, that add absolutely pointless features that nobody asked for that also clutter everything. Wow, very cool, I like having pretty images of birds, nature, and cities on my taskbar. Oh wait, no I ******* don't, they're pointless and also take up a surprising amount of file space on my PC. What AI BEAST is on my taskbar that has the AUDACITY to speak to me as if it were a real human being and not a cheap imitation of Bonzi Buddy? Why would you name it Cortana? So you can remind every Windows 10 user about how you're ******* over the entire Halo franchise as well? And STOP ******* REINSTALLING EDGE ON MY PC EVERY REBOOT AFTER I UNINSTALLED IT, **** OFF.
TL;DR Another update was forced onto my PC, which also resulted in it somehow borking my taskbar. I tried so many esoteric programming tricks to fix it, only to find out all I had to do was press the windows button and wait 5 minutes without doing anything for it to fix itself somehow. Thanks Bill.
No, **** off.
You are extraterrerstrial scum if you think a mouse only having one button is okay. This would also make me a Apple shill, and if I was a Apple shill, I would of already tried ending my existence with a micro USB. However, since it's a micro USB, it will instantly break before it could even get close to asphyxiating me. No, **** off.
I am NOT a sissy programmer who wears striped thigh-highs and LARPs as a nazi princess in a grand-strategy game. No, **** off.
I HATE having updates forced onto my computer, that add absolutely pointless features that nobody asked for that also clutter everything. Wow, very cool, I like having pretty images of birds, nature, and cities on my taskbar. Oh wait, no I ******* don't, they're pointless and also take up a surprising amount of file space on my PC. What AI BEAST is on my taskbar that has the AUDACITY to speak to me as if it were a real human being and not a cheap imitation of Bonzi Buddy? Why would you name it Cortana? So you can remind every Windows 10 user about how you're ******* over the entire Halo franchise as well? And STOP ******* REINSTALLING EDGE ON MY PC EVERY REBOOT AFTER I UNINSTALLED IT, **** OFF.
TL;DR Another update was forced onto my PC, which also resulted in it somehow borking my taskbar. I tried so many esoteric programming tricks to fix it, only to find out all I had to do was press the windows button and wait 5 minutes without doing anything for it to fix itself somehow. Thanks Bill.
