Unhinged rant about Windows 10

[DaMonkeMan]

My setup is a wii and a classic controller I don't know what any of these browsers are I'm trapped in 2009 please help me

 

[ImmortalDread]

Get a job and create 10k$ setup, I helped you.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Go **** your self
I'm stuck in a wii and you joke about getting a job, on Allah this is disgraceful

 

[ImmortalDread]

I was not joking, get a job if you want to improve your life. And by "get a job" it means metaphorically "make money and fulfil your desires"

Also, why mention Allah out of nowhere?

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Also, why mention Allah out of nowhere?

 

[Shmooply]

Monke is still in the womb, so he ain't eligible for a job yet.

 

[ImmortalDread]

I suppose, it makes sense (not really in terms of involving Islam in the discussion)

 

[Arceus0x]

Go **** your self
I'm stuck in a wii and you joke about getting a job, on Allah this is disgraceful

Go gamble on wii sports then or go to bowser and work as a goomba

 

[Shmooply]

or go to bowser and work as a goomba

But that'd require him to not watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Go gamble on wii sports then or go to bowser and work as a goomba

It doesn't seem much better to be squished by a fat Italian dude's ass cheeks.

Monke is still in the womb, so he ain't eligible for a job yet.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

But that'd require him to not watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

R.I.P Captain Lou Albano.

 

[Shmooply]

 

[ImmortalDread]

Its not bad tbh

 

[DaMonkeMan]

It is

 

[Shmooply]

I'll escape it for as long as I can.

The end date is right there on the Microsoft Support document that lists "products retiring or reaching the end of support in 2025." The schedule is defined by Microsoft's Modern Lifecycle Policy, which is documented on the Microsoft Lifecycle page: "Windows 10 will reach end of support on October 14, 2025.

What.
IT TOOK YOU 13 YEARS TO END SUPPORT FOR MY BELOVED FIRST CHILD XP, 11 YEARS FOR MY GOLDEN CHILD WINDOWS 7, AND NOW YOU WANT TO END SUPPORT FOR A PRODUCT THAT A MAJORITY OF YOUR ******* CONSUMERBASE OWNS THE MOMENT IT TURNS 10?? JUST SO WE CAN SWITCH TO ******* 11??

I LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE IT'S MANDATORY TO BUY VERY SPECIFIC INK CARTRIDGES TO DO ANYTHING WITH A MODERN PRINTER, WHERE COMPANIES WILL ADD UPDATES TO THEIR WELL-BELOVED, DECADES OLD PROGRAMS THAT INTENTIONALLY BORKS THEM, SO THAT WHEN YOU CALL FOR HELP THEY CAN GO "oh sorry man we cant help you because uhh we cant update the program anymore and you dont own it anyways can we interest you in these newer totally cooler versions of the program," WHERE STREAMING COMPANIES CAN JUST YOINK OUT ANY SERIES FROM YOUR LIBRARY BECAUSE "oh sorry its because of uhmm technical and copyright issues oh by the way we dont respect you and we arent letting you own this service despite paying for it," WHERE PEOPLE HAVE TO BUY ******* SUBSCRIPTIONS SO THEY CAN ACCESS BASIC FEATURES OF THEIR CAR, AND NOW THEN THERE'S THIS SHIT.

I HATE LIVING IN A TECHNO MEGACORP DYSTOPIA

 

[Arceus0x]

What.
IT TOOK YOU 13 YEARS TO END SUPPORT FOR MY BELOVED FIRST CHILD XP, 11 YEARS FOR MY GOLDEN CHILD WINDOWS 7, AND NOW YOU WANT TO END SUPPORT FOR A PRODUCT THAT A MAJORITY OF YOUR ******* CONSUMERBASE OWNS THE MOMENT IT TURNS 10?? JUST SO WE CAN SWITCH TO ******* 11??

I LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE IT'S MANDATORY TO BUY VERY SPECIFIC INK CARTRIDGES TO DO ANYTHING WITH A MODERN PRINTER, WHERE COMPANIES WILL ADD UPDATES TO THEIR WELL-BELOVED, DECADES OLD PROGRAMS THAT INTENTIONALLY BORKS THEM, SO THAT WHEN YOU CALL FOR HELP THEY CAN GO "oh sorry man we cant help you because uhh we cant update the program anymore and you dont own it anyways can we interest you in these newer totally cooler versions of the program," WHERE STREAMING COMPANIES CAN JUST YOINK OUT ANY SERIES FROM YOUR LIBRARY BECAUSE "oh sorry its because of uhmm technical and copyright issues oh by the way we dont respect you and we arent letting you own this service despite paying for it," WHERE PEOPLE HAVE TO BUY ******* SUBSCRIPTIONS SO THEY CAN ACCESS BASIC FEATURES OF THEIR CAR, AND NOW THEN THERE'S THIS SHIT.

I HATE LIVING IN A TECHNO MEGACORP DYSTOPIA

Me af:

 

[Rakih_Elyan]

My laptop that still using windows 7

 

[Deidalius]

What.
IT TOOK YOU 13 YEARS TO END SUPPORT FOR MY BELOVED FIRST CHILD XP, 11 YEARS FOR MY GOLDEN CHILD WINDOWS 7, AND NOW YOU WANT TO END SUPPORT FOR A PRODUCT THAT A MAJORITY OF YOUR ******* CONSUMERBASE OWNS THE MOMENT IT TURNS 10?? JUST SO WE CAN SWITCH TO ******* 11??

I LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE IT'S MANDATORY TO BUY VERY SPECIFIC INK CARTRIDGES TO DO ANYTHING WITH A MODERN PRINTER, WHERE COMPANIES WILL ADD UPDATES TO THEIR WELL-BELOVED, DECADES OLD PROGRAMS THAT INTENTIONALLY BORKS THEM, SO THAT WHEN YOU CALL FOR HELP THEY CAN GO "oh sorry man we cant help you because uhh we cant update the program anymore and you dont own it anyways can we interest you in these newer totally cooler versions of the program," WHERE STREAMING COMPANIES CAN JUST YOINK OUT ANY SERIES FROM YOUR LIBRARY BECAUSE "oh sorry its because of uhmm technical and copyright issues oh by the way we dont respect you and we arent letting you own this service despite paying for it," WHERE PEOPLE HAVE TO BUY ******* SUBSCRIPTIONS SO THEY CAN ACCESS BASIC FEATURES OF THEIR CAR, AND NOW THEN THERE'S THIS SHIT.

I HATE LIVING IN A TECHNO MEGACORP DYSTOPIA

Communism would solve every problem you have. Have you tried communism? It would fit you.

 

[Shmooply]

Me af:

A pirate is free.

Communism would solve every problem you have. Have you tried communism? It would fit you.

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