Son Goku (Dragon Ball) VS George (Curious George)

[BigSmoke4269]

Battle of the two most powerful monkeys in fiction

Speed is equal, both start six feet away from each other, Curious George has his rocket boots

Son Goku: 1

Curious George:

Monkey: 4

 

[Vizer04]

Monke FRB

 

[sanicspood]

goku negs i dont think i need to explain why

 

[BigSmoke4269]

i don't think you checked the profiles

 

[sanicspood]

i did, even this version should neg, tho ill look more into it ig

 

[BigSmoke4269]

ok so i'm guessing "neg" has lost its meaning entirely and now it just means "defeat"

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

Voting Monkey fra

 

[BigSmoke4269]

that's 2 votes for monkey

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

that's 2 votes for monkey

That's meant George since he is the only monkey here.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

nah goku is a monkey

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

nah goku is a monkey

No.

 

[Sonicflare9]

monke fra

 

[Imaginym]

i did, even this version should neg, tho ill look more into it ig

I eagerly await the results of these efforts.

 

[KingAllen30]

That meant George since he is the only monkey here.

You still haven’t learned the lesson huh… accept that Goku is pinnacle of monkey

 

[BigSmoke4269]

bump

 

[BigSmoke4269]

bump

 

[BigSmoke4269]

bump

 

[BigSmoke4269]

thread has died

 

[BigSmoke4269]

rip

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

 

[BigSmoke4269]

monkey.gif

 

[Keeweed]

Just saying, since this is an actual versus thread, the inconclusive votes shouldn’t be counted in the op. Nobody gave a reason to vote.

On a somewhat related note, I‘ll vote tomorrow. I would vote tonight but it’s literally mid night and I won’t want to argue for either character then immediately go to bed.

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

Never voted incon.

 

[Keeweed]

I’m talking about the op. It says “Monkey: 3” but nobody voted that seriously.
(I imagine monkey in this case is inconclusive because it doesn’t link to either character).

 

[BigSmoke4269]

It says “Monkey: 3” but nobody voted that seriously.

that part is a joke, i only added it because everyone was voting for "monkey", it doesn't actually mean anything

 

[Keeweed]

I know it is a joke, but this isn’t a fun and games board. You aren’t supposed to include joke votes in the op.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

who cares

 

[BigSmoke4269]

I know it is a joke, but this isn’t a fun and games board. You aren’t supposed to include joke votes in the op.

anyways i thought you were going to vote today

 

[Keeweed]

Sorry I had to work.

I will just say, staff usually care when the op of threads are overly jokey and messy. The threads can be jokey but usually not to this extent (though I don’t care too much).

When it comes to who wins, George is practically a regular monkey while Goku is a martial artist with a spam-able range attack. He can just continuously fire Ki at George till he dies and George doesn’t have anyway around that. Also if he gets close Goku is going to dominate him with his skill advantage (obviously he is nowhere near as skilled as the canon Goku, but his opponent here is practically a regular chimp).

 

[BigSmoke4269]

george is much stronger and smarter than an average chimpanzee. i should probably bloodlust him though, otherwise yeah goku probably skill stomps

 

[MonkeyOfLife]

george is much stronger and smarter than an average chimpanzee.

No

 

[BigSmoke4269]

the funny thing is that george unironically has way more experience than goku

 

[Keeweed]

Yeah but his experience isn’t in combat. And even with the experience advantage, he still has the skill disadvantage by a large amounts.

Plus even if Goku doesn’t use his ki as a ranged attack, he could just use it to knock over George whenever things get ruff. And from there nothing stops Goku from just kicking George will he’s down. Good luck trying to get up when a martial artist is kicking you’re head in and they can just instantly reknock you over by pointing at you.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

george has his rocket boots, so he can probably use his flight to avoid goku's attacks

 

[Keeweed]

George has below average intelligence (to the lowest levels of average) vs a martial artist. He’s not going to be dodging the ki all too well and he’s definitely not avoiding any melee attack. Also George doesn’t have a ranged attack, so flight is pointless, he has to get close to Goku to attack, but if he does that he’s knocked off his feet by Ki and has his face kicked in by an opponent with vastly superior skill.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

i take it i should bloodlust george

 

[Keeweed]

That changes nothing. He has the same exact problems. His opponent can freely knock him over whenever he wants and George doesn’t have a way to get up fast enough before Goku just jumps him.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

his flight would probably allow him to get away

 

[Keeweed]

I mean, assuming it does, he would need to get close to Goku again to attack him. And if Goku manages to start attacking George while he’s down the flight isn’t going to help either. He’s just going to be punched or kicked to the ground again, and Goku could just use ki to reknock him over if his strikes fail to do so.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

the rocket boots won't stop working just because george is getting hit