She-Hulk vs John Rambo

[Random-Helper323]

Battle takes place in a park with several heavily bushy areas. She-Hulk and Rambo are both furious and looking to kill each other.

Both have five minutes of preparation, with She-Hulk pursuing Rambo into the wooded areas.

Rambo has his combat knife and machete, his compound bow and explosive arrows, an M60, and some claymores for traps.


She-Hulk scales above 0.0163655 Tons/68,473,252 Joules

John scales above 10,890,311.53 Joules

That's a 6.2 times AP advantage in She-Hulk's favour.

She-Hulk:

John Rambo: 7 (Silvervigilant, AThe1412, AnAverageUsername, Pointee, Shmeatywerbenmanjenson, NotoriouSoda, Marvel_Champion_07)

Inconclusive:

 

[AThe1412]

Come on bro, at least give Rambo his guns and prep time to set up some traps. How the hell is he even suppose to harm She-Hulk without getting nearly oneshotted with that AP difference?

 

[noninho]

This is a mismatch.
Extrasuper human being is not killable by base Rambo
A second of prep time/guns/prior knowledge is enough for him to end her tho

 

[Random-Helper323]

I figured Rambo would turn to traps and stealth upon seeing her size and green skin. Still, I updated the OP. Both have five minutes of preparation, Rambo is being pursued into the wooded areas by She-Hulk, and Rambo has his bow, an M60 and some claymores and explosive arrows.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Anyone?

 

[AThe1412]

Now this is more fair. Rambo has a massive stealth and skill advantage. He'll be cautious due to the reasons you mentioned and stay in hiding to observe She-Hulk so he can make a strategy to counter her. He can snipe her from afar with explosive arrows and trick her into stepping on cleverly hidden claymores. His explosives are probably baseline 9-A though so it'll take quite a few of them to put her down but other than that, Rambo should take this pretty handily unless She-Hulk somehow lands even a single hit on him which I just can't see happening.

 

[Silvervigilant]

Rambo, he has better stealth, and with his better senses, he would probably spot her before she could see him. His explosives arrows should guarantee his win here, even if one arrow isn't enough to kill her, it would still deal heavy damage to her, i mean look at this sh*t. I believe that 3 arrows would be enough to end her, and Rambo has an outstanding 100% accuracy with his bows, he literally never missed a shot with it, in all of his movies. Rambo wins 7/10.

 

[AThe1412]

Rambo, he has better stealth, and with his better senses, he would probably spot her before she could see him. His explosives arrows should guarantee his win here, even if one arrow isn't enough to kill her, it would still deal heavy damage to her, i mean look at this sh*t. I believe that 3 arrows would be enough to end her, and Rambo has an outstanding 100% accuracy with his bows, he literally never missed a shot with it, in all of his movies. Rambo wins 7/10.

Now that I actually look at it, the explosive arrows seem way more impressive than the wall-busting that She-Hulk scales to. It's going to hurt her like a lot.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Rambo, he has better stealth, and with his better senses, he would probably spot her before she could see him. His explosives arrows should guarantee his win here, even if one arrow isn't enough to kill her, it would still deal heavy damage to her, i mean look at this sh*t. I believe that 3 arrows would be enough to end her, and Rambo has an outstanding 100% accuracy with his bows, he literally never missed a shot with it, in all of his movies. Rambo wins 7/10.

Counted.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Hellooo? (echoes)

 

[AThe1412]

Hellooo? (echoes)

Count me as a vote for Rambo.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Counted.

 

[AnAverageUsername]

John Rambo FRA (Wait his first name really is "John"?)

 

[Random-Helper323]

John Rambo FRA (Wait his first name really is "John"?)

Counted, and yes, his first name is John.

 

[Pointee]

Rambo FRA

 

[Shmeatywerbenmanjenson]

Yea, Rambo claps

 

[NotoriouSoda]

Rambo fra

 

[Random-Helper323]

Counted. That's 6. One more needed.

 

[AnAverageUsername]

Counted. That's 6. One more needed.

You can vote

 

[Random-Helper323]

You can vote

I can, but I'd rather not if possible. I'm okay to wait for more responses first.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Anyone?

A soldier vs a lawyer, one more vote needed.

 

[Shmeatywerbenmanjenson]

Vote yourself, coward.

 

[Marvel_Champion_07]

Rambo FRA

 

[Random-Helper323]

Rambo FRA, I guess

Is that a vote for Rambo? You don't sound totally sure. You don't have to vote if you don't want to.

 

[Marvel_Champion_07]

Is that a vote for Rambo? You don't sound totally sure. You don't have to vote if you don't want to.

Nah, I read through the arguments for Rambo and they seem solid

 

[Random-Helper323]

Nah, I read through the arguments for Rambo and they seem solid

Okay, counted.

Everyone, that's grace.

PS: I'm wondering if She-Hulk vs John Wick is a good one too.

 

[Pointee]

Is she hulk able to tank one explosive arrow? I’m wondering if she has a wincon through getting shot, then spamming thunderclaps in the direction where it came from.


Otherwise this feels kind of like a bad matchup. Your pitting together two 9-A characters then putting one in a situation where they excel and the other in a situation where they have very little expirence. I understand she hulk has the AP advantage but giving a stealth expert a forest to hide in and prep time to lay down traps outweighs the AP advantage to such an extent that it almost becomes a stomp.

 

[Random-Helper323]

It's an AP advantage large enough to almost one-shot, at 6.2 times. And thunderclaps are still dangerous even through wooded areas.

 

[AnAverageUsername]

It's an AP advantage large enough to almost one-shot, at 6.2 times. And thunderclaps are still dangerous even through wooded areas.

No, that is indeed a one shot. The gap is 5x now.

 

[Random-Helper323]

Honestly, I think an AP gap more than large enough to one-shot and an area-of-effect attack that hard-counters cover makes for a valid wincon for She-Hulk.

 

[Random-Helper323]

She-Hulk is hard to use in versus threads because her AP is low in her tier, her skill is low and she has very little hax.

Anyway, I'll treat Pointee's post as restarting grace, so Pointee and anyone else has time to answer my posts.

 

[Silvervigilant]

I’m wondering if she has a wincon through getting shot, then spamming thunderclaps in the direction where it came from.

That's exactly a wincon for her, although is not the first time Rambo would have to deal with monsterous shockwaves coming at his direction, but let's not forget the fact that she can also close the distance between them pretty fast with her super jumps. Still due to Rambo's efficiency in forest areas and his incredible accuracy with a bow, i see him winning more times than not.

*This match is not a stomp tho.

 

[Silvervigilant]

She-Hulk is hard to use in versus threads because her AP is low in her tier, her skill is low and she has very little hax.

Anyway, I'll treat Pointee's post as restarting grace, so Pointee and anyone else has time to answer my posts.

Rambo is also hard, because there's very few characters around his level of AP and dura, most of the times he either stomps or get stomped