Sayori fights another god

[Peppersalt43]

Sayori has a very interesting track record. She was able to fight off a Cthulu mythos character, a Twin Peaks character, a Manifold character, and Flint Lockwood. Essentially she's fought off characters from some of the strongest verses. Let's make her fight another higher being, one of pleasure and fruit cobblers

THE GOD OF ALL THINGS LIVING AND DEAD : 7
A high school girl : 0
Incon : 2

No optional equipment
10-B versions used (First key Sayori)

 

[Lacku]

I think Ned while not participating in any fights has been in and near combat situations so I'm leaning towards him winning from experience

 

[Bernkastelll]

Sayori has a very interesting track record. She was able to fight off a Cthulu mythos character, a Twin Peaks character, a Manifold character, and Flint Lockwood. Essentially she's fought off characters from some of the strongest verses. Let's make her fight another higher being, one of pleasure and fruit cobblers

THE GOD OF ALL THINGS LIVING AND DEAD : 0
A high school girl : 0
Incon : 0

No optional equipment
10-B versions used (First key Sayori)

uh..........incon? I mean, they both are normal persons

I think Ned while not participating in any fights has been in and near combat situations so I'm leaning towards him winning from experience

He never fights physically

 

[Bernkastelll]

Sayori has a very interesting track record. She was able to fight off a Cthulu mythos character, a Twin Peaks character, a Manifold character, and Flint Lockwood. Essentially she's fought off characters from some of the strongest verses. Let's make her fight another higher being, one of pleasure and fruit cobblers

Lmfao, wording like this indeed sounds funny

 

[Bernkastelll]

THE GOD OF ALL THINGS LIVING AND DEAD : 0

U should rename it to CEO of Sex

 

[Peppersalt43]

uh..........incon? I mean, they both are normal persons

I'll count that

U should rename it to CEO of Sex

But it wouldn't fit the theme...

 

[Mariogoods]

I vote to Incon FRA.

 

[Coolboy6]

Ned has his laptop with him and Sayori is a clumsy teenage girl while Ned is a larger than average teenage boy. Ned obviously wins…

 

[Comiphorous]

Ned walks towards Sayori, giving off his menacing, burning aura as he claws his fist into her ribcage and rips out her very soul, dropping her body on the floor...

"i am the CEO of sex..." he mutters staring at the limp body as he absorbs the little life force left in Sayori's body

Ned for Coolboy's reasons

 

[Peppersalt43]

uh..........incon? I mean, they both are normal persons

Ned has his laptop with him and Sayori is a clumsy teenage girl while Ned is a larger than average teenage boy. Ned obviously wins…

@Bernkastelll, you might want to look at your reasoning again

 

[Lacku]

Since Ned has his laptop I'll be voting for him

 

[Bernkastelll]

@Bernkastelll, you might want to look at your reasoning again

What would his laptop do? I mean, sayori has nothing that can be hacked

 

[Comiphorous]

What would his laptop do? I mean, sayori has nothing that can be hacked

slam it against her head until she stops moving.

 

[Bernkastelll]

slam it against her head until she stops moving.

Will Ned try to break his own Laptop that he uses to help heroes only because he saw a girl?

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Sayori has a very interesting track record. She was able to fight off a Cthulu mythos character, a Twin Peaks character, a Manifold character, and Flint Lockwood. Essentially she's fought off characters from some of the strongest verses. Let's make her fight another higher being, one of pleasure and fruit cobblers

THE GOD OF ALL THINGS LIVING AND DEAD : 0
A high school girl : 3
Incon : 0

No optional equipment
10-B versions used (First key Sayori)

you forgot lucy as well.



i vote sayori

 

[James_Plays_4_Games]

Ned has his laptop with him and Sayori is a clumsy teenage girl while Ned is a larger than average teenage boy. Ned obviously wins…

Monika said that Sayori is only clumsy when around the protagonist. However, I don't see her winning this considering her getting smacked in the face by Natsuki with a cookie is the closest thing to physical conflict that Sayori's been shown to be in.

 

[Comiphorous]

Will Ned try to break his own Laptop that he uses to help heroes only because he saw a girl?

If he's willing to fight them, yes.

 

[Peppersalt43]

Will Ned try to break his own Laptop that he uses to help heroes only because he saw a girl?

If he's willing to fight them, yes.

 

[Bernkastelll]

does being hit by a laptop even hurts? (assuming that it doesnt hits the head)

sayori can kick his balls and throw rocks too

 

[Peppersalt43]

i vote sayori

But the original vote was for incon

 

[Comiphorous]

does being hit by a laptop even hurts? (assuming that it doesnt hits the head)

i would assume a giant aluminum rectangle slammed against your body would hurt.

from personal experience, i have dropped a laptop on my foot, and it did hurt, so i'd assume a person weaponizing it and slamming it into my head (let alone from ned himself) would hurt like a bitch.

 

[Bernkastelll]

i would assume a giant aluminum rectangle slammed against your body would hurt.

Eh, not really, depend of speed and the position of how it hits, not to mention, it can break very easy too

 

[Lacku]

why are none of neds votes being added? also why does sayori have 4 votes even though only one person has voted for her so far?

 

[Coolboy6]

why are none of neds votes being added? also why does sayori have 4 votes even though only one person has voted for her so far?

I think that was done accidentally.

 

[Lacku]

I think that was done accidentally.

yeah it's not a big deal, it did make me double take doe lol

 

[Comiphorous]

I think that was done accidentally.

i think everyone in vsbattles is collectively running off of atleast 3 hours of sleep for the amount of times it's happened in different threads.

 

[Peppersalt43]

yeah it's not a big deal, it did make me double take doe lol

Fixed

 

[Sonicflare9]

ned fra

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

okay switching my vote to ned because fra

 

[Peppersalt43]

And just to get this concluded

CEO of Sex FRA

And that's grace, thank you everyone