Saitama vs the Shrike (Hyperion Cantos)

[Kalasher]

The battle takes place on a ideally flat, unpopulated Earth-like planet

They start 2km away from each other

Win only by death

Both are bloodlutsted

Round 1: Normal battle

Round 2: Speed equalised

 

[Willtf]

what has saitama ever done to you? the shrike lops his headoff before he even realizes what happened. Seriously the shrike is so fast he makes people for whome LIGHT is standing still look slow.

 

[AquaWaifu]

Normally I'd be polite and nice, but this is stupid. Round 1 requires you to have not read anything on either profile to think it even remotely makes sense or be fair.

 

[Kalasher]

Sorry, i thought that Saitama is a way faster.

 

[Willtf]

Shrike should stomp round 2 aswell, teleporting and time manipulation mean even with equal speed saitama is unlikely to touch the shrike, IE saitama goes to punch and shrike teleports behind him. or teleports behind him 2 seconds before he raised his hand to punch. it can summon clones of itself from other points in time who summon more clones infinitely. its claws can cut things that are physically impossible to cut according to physics. and if he touches him he will age backwards until he dies. saitama has the attack power advantage but the shrike ignores durability and can teleport and travel through time so easily that i honestly just dont see it ever getting touched.

 

[Kalasher]

Bump

 

[Kalasher]

Bump

 

[AquaWaifu]

Why are you bumping this, Saitama's already dead!

 

[VersusJunkie54]

Saitama gets a blade arm through his chest as he does his first pushup.

/thread