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(RP) Legion Of Man - An Intermission

[Because I can read your thoughts and am actually the mastermind here.]

"I dunno, your speech and use of words is slightly off, slightly different. Oh well."

I take a slice and pour about a quarter of the chili powder on it.
 
[Because it's the safest bet when it comes to retro consoles nowadays, the atari is too unrelatable to the current generational adult girth, but something such as the PS2 or the N64 is far safer per the adult girth of this gen being kids round that time]
 
[If you were still alive at this point you'd proably be trying to shove getter juice into the N64 to become 11th dimensional or something. Also what about "Girth" is relevant?]
 
Torlikoff said:
[If you were still alive at this point you'd proably be trying to shove getter juice into the N64 to become 11th dimensional or something. Also what about "Girth" is relevant?]
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[Well yeah Getter IS eleventh dimensional, and bears the capacity to entail dimensions originally pertaining not to it, also I would TOTALLY shove Getter into that shit, see what it would do, maybe buff the framerate? manipulate internal gamelogic?]
 
SwathingDegenera777 said:
[Well yeah Getter IS eleventh dimensional, and bears the capacity to entail dimensions originally pertaining not to it, also I would TOTALLY shove Getter into that shit, see what it would do, maybe buff the framerate? manipulate internal gamelogic?]
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[Viral is the only one would would even be able to handle 11-D power.]
 
Overlord775 said:
I put the pizza on a table

i then turn towards Natasha and ask her:

"What if someone asked you to kill Miriam and that said person was disposed to pay you higher than what Miram does, would you do it ? woud you kill her ?"
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"I wouldn't even consider it. And, for the record, despite being nine years old she physically outmatches you in close quarters combat. She's a veteran sharpshooter. She can speak over twenty different languages. She's built one of the most successful companies in less than a decade."

Natasha squints at Claudio: "If the idea has ever crossed your mind in mentioning this, no, you are totally incapable of killing her whatsoever."
 
Torlikoff said:
"How did she do all this again? What kind of god let this happen?"
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[What god would have an interest in impeding the success of a CLEARLY gifted nine year old who SOMEHOW managed to obtain the legal right to formulate a company and make it SUCCESSFUL no less...]
 
"She didn't want to play with dolls and do little kid stuff, I guess. Miriam just wanted to be successful from the start." Natasha replies, glancing down at the ground.

She looks back up. "You can feel free to ask me any questions while she's gone on business. I've been ordered to... commute with you."
 
[I am not convinced there isn't some sort of reality warping in play here, but I won't press any further.]
 
[With the fact that a nine year old is this powerful. Like, I don't think it's possible to reasonably explain without magic.]
 
Torlikoff said:
[With the fact that a nine year old is this powerful. Like, I don't think it's possible to reasonably explain without magic.]
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[Wait is it legal for a nine year old to formulate a company IRL? I mean whilst such would obviously bear odds against it, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility, just because the United States government CAN be sued doesnt mean anyone can do it successfully...]
 
ProfessorLord said:
She looks back up. "You can feel free to ask me any questions while she's gone on business. I've been ordered to... commute with you."
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Why do i look so suspicius ? Is the word evil literally written on my forehead ?

Anyway, seeing i have the chance i'll ask more questions

"Are you religious ?"

Considering how much our enemies are fixated on god, it seems a good question to ask.
 
I think for a moment before summoning the small bell and Mr. Deeds.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Austin. How may I be of service?"

"You too, anyways, how do you know the answers to the quesions i ask you? I've asked you stuff only single people should know the answer to and you answer it likes no big deal."

[i'll type out the responce this time, don't worry PL]
 
"I am sorry to disappoint sir, but i'm unable to fully answer the question. All i know is that i simply know everything needed to answer a question or that i can't answer it, although i'm unaware as to why this is." Mr. Deeds responds after thinking for a moment

"Well thats kinda wierd. Can you tell me about yourself?" I ask in respoce, to which Mr. Deeds quickly responds "I am terribly sorry sir, but i'm unable to answer any queetions about myself, although, as with before, i'm unable to discern why this is."

[How was that PL?]
 
That isn't the answer i wanted, but eh.

I turn towards her and say

"Last question: where's Jeremy [the guy with All-Might] ?"
 
"Jeremy? Oh, he's with Miriam on business. I don't know when they'll be back."

Natasha looks around one more time.

"You'd all be unfeeling if you been through what she's been through. She may be a hardass, but she's still just a nine year old. Take it easy on her."
 
Natasha laughs, "Aren't we all?"

She walks away, waving her hand to everyone without facing them. "I can't stand you stiffs any longer. I'm going to the gym. You're welcome to join me but be warned, I bite."
 
"Ookay, how about no? I've never been the type of guy who really cares much about his health anyway." I reply as I also eat a slice of pizza.
 
[Apparently infinite, considering that's what PL said and I'm still listed as having nail as a servant because he forgot to update that.]
 
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