Rodri's basics in stomp matches: Everyone vs Composite Tree

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Yes, every user vs Composite Tree

Everyone at their peak, but 1k away from the nearest computer.

Speed is equalized to CT's level

Composite Tree stomps: 69

Composite Tree stomps: 420

Composite Tree stomps: 666

 

[MLPlover2011]

Crabwhale stomps

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

At 10 cm per day? Haha, good joke.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Crabwhale can delete the page he's an admin

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

At 10 cm per day? Haha, good joke.

 

[Copetan]

Each user is 1 kilometer away from their computers...

 

[MLPlover2011]

Crabwhale can delete the page he's an admin

Go Crabwhale

 

[Copetan]

Crabwhale can't delete the page if he's a whole kilometer away from any computer

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Girl, it would take him 100000 days to reach his computer. The guy will starve to death.

 

[MLPlover2011]

But Crabwhale can grab an chainsaw and chop the tree

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

 

[Copetan]

It would have to be one heck of a chainsaw. Have you seen how wide Sequoia trees can get to?

 

[Copetan]

Wait Rodri, are you giving every user prep time or is every user participating as-is without prep time?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Prep time is kind of useless. Also, this is supposed to be a stomp in CT's favor.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Did my reply get deleted? It's not showing up to me...

Nevermind.

 

[Copetan]

Well, if we have prep time, we can produce a flat cutting laser, and then once we're in the match, even if our speed was limited to 10 cm per day, once we activate the laser, since you're only limiting the speed of the users, light would still go at light speed, so we would be able to cut the tree once the laser is activated. So we would win

 

[Seol404]

The tree stomps easily

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Speed equalization also takes into accoun combat speed, unless you have a way to boost your speed there is no way to get over 10 cm/d

 

[Crabwhale]

Girl, it would take him 100000 days to reach his computer. The guy will starve to death.

Seeing this sentence makes me want to commit uninstall life...again...

 

[Copetan]

Speed equalization also takes into account combat speed, unless you have a way to boost your speed there is no way to get over 10 cm/d

Our speed would be 10 cm per day, but light is not us. We would be controlling the laser at 10 cm/day, but light would not follow our combat speed.

Note that all of this is assuming that we have prep time beforehand

 

[Seol404]

Girl, it would take him 100000 days to reach his computer. The guy will starve to death.

Seeing this sentence makes me want to commit uninstall life...again...

Why

 

[Crabwhale]

Because I can run 5.2 km in under 30 minutes.

 

[Crabwhale]

Which is how I throw this thread out of whack: I run to my computer because I don't have stamina as pathetic as a slice of moldy bread, either delete the profile or (if we're talking about an IRL CT) call the authorities to cut such a safety hazard down.

Case closed.

 

[Crabwhale]

Or you know, I could just rent one of those giant saws like the one from Ghost Rider 2 and rip the thing to shreds.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

 

[Crabwhale]

Because I can run 5.2 km in under 30 minutes.

 

[Crabwhale]

Face it Rodri, your stomp match attempt is a total flop.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Speed is equalized to CT's level.

 

[Copetan]

The laser though

 

[Crabwhale]

'''''Crabwhale''' has left the server''

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

The speed of said laser still counts as combat speed.

Yes, we have a laser that moves at 10 cm/d, really practical.

 

[Copetan]

Okay. But even if the laser would be going at 10 cm/day, it would still be able to eventually cut the tree, and we would still win

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Before starving?

 

[Copetan]

The laser doesn't need constant human interaction. But, since apparently everything is going at 10/cm per day, our metabolism (and, by extension, our digestive system), would be going at 10 cm per day, so we could still survive. Also, if we have prep time, we could easily just set up an intravenous feeding system beforehand.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

...this is Fun and Games, what the **** are we doing?

 

[Yellowpig10]

just get in a car and go to the nearest computer

 

[Copetan]

Illustration of the laser eventually cutting the tree

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Was there an artist shift from panel 1 to 2?

 

[Jellyity]

I am the biggest fish, I easily stomp the composite tree by ripping it's roots out of the ground.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Just throw a match at it.