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In the Legends of Luke Skywalker, he dropped two star destroyers and twenty AT-ATs with his lightsaber.
The Book is part of the canonical and I think this is a good one to be placed on Luke's page here on Vs Battle Wiki
"The people who have so much money that they wear their clothes only once before throwing them away," said Tyra, a thirteen-year-old human girl whose family had scavenged in junkyards all over the galaxy. The heroes of the New Republic!" said Naldy, a skinny boy with striped skin who wouldn't tell anyone where he was from.
"Any heroes in particular?" asked Dwoogan. Her tone was affectionate, playful. She stirred the tails with a ladle and didn't flinch as drops of hot oil splashed against her powerful arms.
"Luke Skywalker," said Naldy.
"But he hasn't been seen in years," said G'kolu, his horns making a skeptical half turn.
"Doesn't mean that he wouldn't be in Canto Bight," said Naldy defensively. "He rode tauntauns, didn't he? I bet he would make an amazing jockey."
"I bet he'd rather be in the piloting races," said G'kolu. "Way more money in those. I heard that he once made the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs."
"You're thinking of someone else," said Tyra. She and G'kolu shared the same quarters and bickered like siblings. "Skywalker was the one who once took down twenty AT-ATs with his lightsaber."
The other young deckhands chimed i. "My mother told me it was two hundred! And he rode a tauntaun while doing it."
"Tauntauns are even harder to ride than fathiers—"
"My uncle said he used magic to smash two Star Destroyers together—"
"It wasn't magic. It was just good piloting. And it was six Star Destroyers—"
"Twee-BOOP eek eek eek—"
"That's a name I haven't heard in a while," said Ulina. The children and droids instantly quieted. Ulina's eye patch pulsed from amber to magenta. "There are lots of stories about Luke Skywalker. Some of them might even be true."
The deckhands hung on every word. Ulina had seen far more of the galaxy than the rest of them, and there seemed to be nothing she didn't know.
"Tell us one?" pleaded G'kolu, his horns leaning forward eagerly.
"It's late," said Ulina.
The deckhands would not accept this.
"Just one! Please?"
"We'll work extra hard tomorrow."
"Dwee BOOP tweetweetwee?" Even the ship's ancient droid custodian, G2-X, joined the chorus as he set the platter of fried vegicus tails on the table.
Tyra, the scavenger girl.
"That…depends on your focus," said Ulina. Her eye patch turned to a gentle pulsing blue as she added, "Legends about our heroes don't matter as much as what we choose to make of our own lives when the legends move us."
Tyra bit her bottom lip and nodded.
The other deckhands started getting into a heated debate.
"Luke couldn't really have tossed Star Destroyers down to Jakku by magic, could he?"
"So you're an expert on magic now?"
"Maybe the Imperial was just confused."
The Book is part of the canonical and I think this is a good one to be placed on Luke's page here on Vs Battle Wiki
"The people who have so much money that they wear their clothes only once before throwing them away," said Tyra, a thirteen-year-old human girl whose family had scavenged in junkyards all over the galaxy. The heroes of the New Republic!" said Naldy, a skinny boy with striped skin who wouldn't tell anyone where he was from.
"Any heroes in particular?" asked Dwoogan. Her tone was affectionate, playful. She stirred the tails with a ladle and didn't flinch as drops of hot oil splashed against her powerful arms.
"Luke Skywalker," said Naldy.
"But he hasn't been seen in years," said G'kolu, his horns making a skeptical half turn.
"Doesn't mean that he wouldn't be in Canto Bight," said Naldy defensively. "He rode tauntauns, didn't he? I bet he would make an amazing jockey."
"I bet he'd rather be in the piloting races," said G'kolu. "Way more money in those. I heard that he once made the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs."
"You're thinking of someone else," said Tyra. She and G'kolu shared the same quarters and bickered like siblings. "Skywalker was the one who once took down twenty AT-ATs with his lightsaber."
The other young deckhands chimed i. "My mother told me it was two hundred! And he rode a tauntaun while doing it."
"Tauntauns are even harder to ride than fathiers—"
"My uncle said he used magic to smash two Star Destroyers together—"
"It wasn't magic. It was just good piloting. And it was six Star Destroyers—"
"Twee-BOOP eek eek eek—"
"That's a name I haven't heard in a while," said Ulina. The children and droids instantly quieted. Ulina's eye patch pulsed from amber to magenta. "There are lots of stories about Luke Skywalker. Some of them might even be true."
The deckhands hung on every word. Ulina had seen far more of the galaxy than the rest of them, and there seemed to be nothing she didn't know.
"Tell us one?" pleaded G'kolu, his horns leaning forward eagerly.
"It's late," said Ulina.
The deckhands would not accept this.
"Just one! Please?"
"We'll work extra hard tomorrow."
"Dwee BOOP tweetweetwee?" Even the ship's ancient droid custodian, G2-X, joined the chorus as he set the platter of fried vegicus tails on the table.
Tyra, the scavenger girl.
"That…depends on your focus," said Ulina. Her eye patch turned to a gentle pulsing blue as she added, "Legends about our heroes don't matter as much as what we choose to make of our own lives when the legends move us."
Tyra bit her bottom lip and nodded.
The other deckhands started getting into a heated debate.
"Luke couldn't really have tossed Star Destroyers down to Jakku by magic, could he?"
"So you're an expert on magic now?"
"Maybe the Imperial was just confused."