Reincarnation Wars, Part 1

[Jackythejack]

"Creepers, huh?" Annalis suddenly swooped down to land on one of the blocky trees. The leaves didn't move when she stepped on them. Strange. Perhaps this world was stranger than she thought. "Sounds like a very generic name..."

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Aw everyone ignoring me cause I left?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Not really. I'm just angry because i was blown up by a giant green walking fetu-"

BOOM!

 

[PsychoWarper]

"... whats that" wasnt here for learning about creepers.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I don't know what it is, but it hurts!"

 

[PsychoWarper]

"...I kinda wanna touch it"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Really, dude? REALLY? ARE Y' KIDDIN' ME!?"

 

[PsychoWarper]

Jackson touches the wierd looking monster things and percedes to blow up.

BOOM!!!

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Now you know how i feel. Hehe!"

 

[The_Smashor]

I suddenly realize that we're not fighting anymore and stop my attack one second before connection and turn toward the origin of the explosions.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Jackson then reforms from scattered light(He entered his elemental form right before) and says "Man that was fun".

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"That's one big crater, i'll tell yo-"sees a CHARGED Creeper


BOOM!

 

[The_Smashor]

I turn back toward Blane.

"So, shall we continue where we left off?"

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Hey blah im sure youll be back soon and your busy but the fight was getting interesting so get back soon pls i wnna know how fights work]

 

[Blahblah9755]

"Sure, but keep some attention on your surroundings, the shadows will show up soon, if Jackson really found the temple."

At that moment, something shrouded in darkness comes out of the bushes. It is… a Bidoof.

"Y'know, maybe we can just ignore the shadows."

We return to fighting.

 

[The_Smashor]

I start siderolling(?) in circles around before begining to charge at Blane with rocket thrusters active

 

[Jinsye]

"By the way, you guys should stop aggroing all the mobs."

Suddenly an arrow narrowly misses Edward.

"Like that skeleton over there."

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Toon we need popcorn, this is gonna cool"

Jackson senses the mobs and activates elemental intangibility while watching the fight

 

[Jackythejack]

An arrow whizzed by Annalis and Shen quickly took to the sky. She looked down to see a skeleton stuck underneath one of the trees. "Oh, walking dead. Wonderful..."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"A green walking fetus and a skeleton. What's next? Giant spiders? Zombies? CARS!?"

 

[Jinsye]

"Hehe, about that."

A giant spider comes and attempts to jump on Edward, which then proceeds to get stabbed in the abdomen and turned to smoke.

 

[The_Smashor]

I say quietly "One of those things is not like the others..."

 

[Blahblah9755]

The begins spinning around rapidly. I can't follow his movements. Then he dashes towards me landing a blow. It's not too strong, but at his speed it can still hurt.

I calm my mind. Nothing enters it, not the blur in front of me, nor the explosions around, not even the countless attacks from The I receive. All that exists are these blades. I don't think, I don't feel, "I" no longer exist.

A single slash occurs. A single slash exists. Throughout all of possibility, this was only reality. The slash hits The's leg, knocking him over and unwinding his ball.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Well, guess who isn't fodder anymore.]

 

[Jackythejack]

[Ooookaaaay waluigi got a huge up upgrade so you may need to change your past life. Now I am the weakest. Huzzah!]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Totally. I'll get onto that.]

 

[Blahblah9755]

[Hiw about Tom Cat his toon force honestly fits a lot better with what's been going on with you than Waluigi did.]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Holy sh*t dude]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[So Tom and 096 as past lives? I'll do it.]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Well you can only have one]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[For you id say Tom]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[I am now officially linked to a cat who has no luck. Well then, at least i technically lived 9 past lives. Anything related to Waluigi is now retconned.]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Ok now lets get back to the fight Christian is now cat]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Anyone? No more fight?]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Eh, i just feel like waiting for whatever happens next.]

 

[Jackythejack]

[give it time I'm sure someone will respond. These things take time]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Ok(Jacky), well we are missing three people: Spider, Monarch, and Professer thats why we are waiting(Christian)]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Accidently posted twice]

 

[Blahblah9755]

[Monarch's almost always offline around this time. Give him a few hours. Or, if Edwellken's here, we can just start and people not here can just retcon. That tends to be what we do in the Holy Grail Wars. We're not gonna all be on at the same time, most of the time.

On an unrelated note: if Edward's on, he could use Steve powers to make weapons for the people who lack them.]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[So what do we do now?]