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Read the top; this is an average human (fun and games board)KLOL506 said:I hate to say this because I condemn animal cruelty but Average Joe FRA. Using CH just makes this a barbaric stomp
This is the average western guy. 30 year old skinnyfat dude with no fighting training or muscles whatsoever that can't scare a cat away. Most humans nowadays are pathetic to the definition of the word dude.GreyFang82 said:So here's the thing.
The only way Honey Badger wins is by biting the human's neck or by dealing enough damage for him to bleed out.
Now Mr Average guy can casually do this:
Yeah that's fine. Still Honey Badger probably takes it after some minutes of maulingKeeweed said:Ok I just Edit the op to say this is a western person because earths population is in a pretty weird spot right now and I really don't want to find another picture.
Especially in public schoolsKLOL506 said:Throwing off the Avg. Joe as inexperienced in combat might be misleading as well. Everyone has had a fistfight they've won or lost.
Same, but I wouldn't be able to do it to a honey badger, and if you would, where tf do you live?KLOL506 said:And I'm 16 and I can toss 10 kg weights no problem.
╠ÂO╠Âo╠Âf╠ÂKLOL506 said:I wouldn't do it to a badger either.
I live in Bangladesh, a pretty f'd-up place to live.
The Ratel is know to be one of them, and he's gonna have to ignore a lot of pain to legitimately choke out the badger.Assaltwaffle said:An "average man" is a 30-40 year old in China.
Yes, he still beats the badger. The badger may get a good bite in, but without stopping power the badger can't win. To deal damage the badger must get close, and that lets the man grab it, slam it to the ground (probably dealing huge damage thanks to the weight difference), and either choke it out or stomp on it, either one of which will kill it.
The only chance the badger has if the human just becomes too scared and lets himself get totally mauled. There are very few non-venomous animals that can bridge a nearly 4x weight difference against a human.
Average joe? In an empty field with no weapons wouldn't be a bloodbath, more of a blood drizzle. he could win, but it all depends on who he is.KLOL506 said:Not the first time the Avg. Joe has dealt with this. Old people have killed bears with pocket knives and lions with spears before. One man even killed a jaguar by ripping out its tongue while having his hand being in the jaguar's jaws, completely ignoring the pain even.
Couldn't have said it better myselfAssaltwaffle said:Adrenaline is a crazy thing. Even a normal human can resist s lot of pain when in a threatening situation. Also the man doesn't need to watch movies or know martial arts to know "grab and crush". That offensive method doesn't require you to study or learn.
Not really. Have you ever been in an adrenaline rush? It just makes you freaked out, while the HB is mauling him.Assaltwaffle said:Adrenaline is a crazy thing. Even a normal human can resist s lot of pain when in a threatening situation. Also the man doesn't need to watch movies or know martial arts to know "grab and crush". That offensive method doesn't require you to study or learn.
I am from South Africa, a country filled with poverty and a gargantuan murder rate outshining all of Asia and most of the Americas while also being a country where people live off a couple hundred dollars a year. It is not a contest. I have seen honey badgers irl and they're awful to deal with in any way - no wonder a westerner doesn't know anything about them lolKLOL506 said:IKR
If you've read the news, Bangladesh is one of the most f**ked-up countries you can ever possibly go to, and being from this country saddens me. It's rife with political issues, people killing each other with molotovs, and of course, horrific traffic accidents (it caused quite a stir on the internet this year), and if you try reporting crimes, the next place you end up is usually either in jail or with a bullet in yer head, but most of the times, the crimes go unsolved thanks to bribery. Same goes for making memes about our corrupted politicians.
Sad little story for a poor man like me.