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ALTERNATE TITLE: BREAKING FRIENDSHIPS ALBERQUERQUE GUYS


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"Don't worry about it, this happens to a lot of us, mostly lawyers. Come here in a week and we'll discuss what we can do about your trial" Saul explained while escorting Rainbow Dash out of his office, conveniently coming across Walter standing by. As she finally walked across the corner, the two men discreetly enter the office, the lawyer a lot more tense than usual.

"Alright, Mr. White. What-" Saul asked, only to be interrupted by the rainbow colored blur dashing into his office before stopping in front of him.
"Wait, Mr. White? As in Walter White?! I've heard all about you!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Wait, is this related to the giant mech incident?".
"Yeah, Major Katsuragi told us all about it! She's also pretty traumatized about you refusing to put your dick away".

Rainbow Dash paced around the room in her own pace, seemingly trying to remember something before finally, a figurative lightbulb appeared next to her head.

"You're a genius drug lord, aren't you!? Then uh, beat me in a fight or I'll tell everyone you're Heisenberg!" she threatened before quickly dashing away, leaving behind a cloud of dust. Walter simply turned his attention to Saul who at this point was trying to keep this composure.

"I'll make a plan for that. And no, I didn't hear anything" he replied.


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So... What's more likely to happen, the drug lord & his attorney outsmarting a frickin magical teenager with hax, or a magical teenager blitzing a drug lord & criminal attorney?
 
I mean besides like literally just blowing her up before she can do anything I don't think there's much he can do.
 
there is absolutely nothing they can do against someone who is massively hypersonic and can literally cross that distance 49 times in one second
 
I mean besides like literally just blowing her up before she can do anything I don't think there's much he can do.
nope, with the necklace she's small building, walt's bombs are wall. he could maybe try to gas her, assuming she doesn't instantly murder them both before they can blink (she will)
 
nope, with the necklace she's small building, walt's bombs are wall. he could maybe try to gas her, assuming she doesn't instantly murder them both before they can blink (she will)
What about electricity, poison & acid hax? & plus they already have prior knowledge & Walt has the preparation ability so they know that they're going against a tough magical girl.
 
I can't think of a single thing Walt could do to keep a 9-A in place long enough for acid to eat her away or for poison gas to kill her.
 
I can't think of a single thing Walt could do to keep a 9-A in place long enough for acid to eat her away or for poison gas to kill her.
What are the best Intelligence feats & statements concerning the duo's intelligence? Could said feats & statements translate into something in this fight? Dash can't run if the duo manages to use hax like maybe electricity on her legs? Same thing for her arms when it comes to crawling.
 
using hax on her legs is a nonsensical statement. Hydrochloric acid is something that takes hours to dissolve flesh, and unless she's submerged in the stuff she's at worse going to get third degree burns. Poison is...poison. can't direct that towards legs. The electricity was literally so situational that it doesn't matter. He was using a broken wire. Electricity wouldn't even stop her from moving.

Idk how strong you think real world acid is but it's not the instantly face melting stuff that's depicted in most media. BB is a grounded series and likely doesn't have such insane feats.
 
What about electricity, poison & acid hax? & plus they already have prior knowledge & Walt has the preparation ability so they know that they're going against a tough magical girl.
Walt's electricity merely involved using two wires to escape from being binded. He used to burn the bindings, pretty much.

His poison is two-fold, but both need to be ingested first. However, one takes an entire week to kill a person. The other is dangerous, but couldn't kill a small child (though he did have assistance).

The acid he uses takes several minutes to start damaging someone (and couple hours to dissolve a body).

They seriously have basically 0 viable options here.
 
Walt's electricity merely involved using two wires to escape from being binded. He used to burn the bindings, pretty much.

His poison is two-fold, but both need to be ingested first. However, one takes an entire week to kill a person. The other is dangerous, but couldn't kill a small child (though he did have assistance).

The acid he uses takes several minutes to start damaging someone (and couple hours to dissolve a body).

They seriously have basically 0 viable options here.
So... this is speed stomp. How did Walt & Saul get picked out against Dash? Their hax don't seem worthy against her.
 
Oh yeah, forgot about the phosphine gas

But even in the show is shown a normal person can survive it, and to use it properly, Walt would require a very very very specific sets of circumstances to work in his favor. Circumstances that barely worked against normal humans (by taking them by surprise because of their interest in his meth recipe), let alone someone with any amount of speed. Like Dash here.
 
idk why you guys are going over their options when rainbow dash kills them both before either of them can even think about using one
 
even if they sneak up on her, she can tank anything they throw at her. not even phosphine gas will kill her instantly. once they attack their cover is blown and she just shitblitzes them to the stars
 
she can tank anything they throw at her
What about the social influencing beam

Yeah, you have a point, it's probably a stomp. This is why you shouldn't wank characters. It makes others put them up against characters way stronger than they are
 
Wouldn't Walter and Saul be able to just lay out a shit ton of pipe bombs between them and Rainbow Dash and detonate them right when the fight starts or would that still not work due to the speed?
 
She lacks combat skill. She'd be screwed if I take away her only gimmick
she one-shots even without the necklace, the only difference is that it takes away her absolutely massive speed advantage and allows walter to keep up using equipment
Unless Saul's social influencing beam works. Then I can probably just make it only Saul and give him prior knowledge
necklace allows her to blitz before he can say anything
 
no matter what you do it’s a billion times better than leaving the necklace, high hypersonic vs average human is not a matchup
 
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