Public vs Dark - RP Edition

[Christian_Higdon]

Godzilla has won against Freddy and was severely peeved. He roared out in a mix of hate, pain and rage.

 

[Overlord775]

I go behind Godzilla and try slapping his left butt cheek

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Godzilla looks at Overlord before glaring at him with a stare that said, "At least do it on the shoulder."

 

[Overlord775]

I slap Godzilla on the shoulder

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Then, Godzilla became a god. Like the others. HOSTLESS stared, awe-struck that such a magnificent being gained such power. This was just Godzilla as an avatar.

"YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THERE'D BE LOTS TO SEE IN LIFE IF YOU CONSIDERED NOT BRUTALIZING ME SO I GUESS MAYBE WE CAN TRY AND TALK ABOU-"

Godzilla just stood there and struck him with a laser that nearly killed him.

 

[Overlord775]

• Foudly regards Godzilla

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"....YOUR GAMES BORE ME, LIZARD. BUT THIS'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AT LAST." He ditched both Godzilla and Auk in another world. "BOW, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW EMPEROR" He said to Overlord. "OR LOSE EVERYTHING."

 

[Overlord775]

I point upwards

"look up"

I say to HOSTLESS

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"WHAT NOW?" He looked upwards.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"WHAT NOW?" He looked upwards.

Kicks HOSTLESS in the balls, yet again*

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"AW, F**K." He said, a bit hurt. "TOO BAD THEY DON'T EXIST."

 

[ZeroTC01]

"AW, F**K." He said, a bit hurt. "TOO BAD THEY DON'T EXIST."

"So you just admitted your a... you know, that. Also, ey! I guess I'm 1-A now."

 

[Overlord775]

As HOSTLESS looks up he sees my true body, a gianormous existance of infinite thought and metafor, something beyond the limits of time and space, of true and false.

A from of being above all else, with infinite taikyoku and infinite CHIM, and beyond even the obscure highs of archetypal infinity.

And as HOSTLESS looks in to infinity, infinity looks back.

 

[ZeroTC01]

As HOSTLESS looks up he sees my true body, a gianormous existance of infinite thought and metafor, something beyond the limits of time and space, of true and false.
A from of being above all else, with infinite taikyoku and infinite CHIM, and beyond even the obscure highs of archetypal infinity.

And as HOSTLESS looks in to infinity, infinity looks back.

If this is meant to be 1-A, Dark would roast you for it XD

 

[Christian_Higdon]

".....I GIVE UP. JUST TAKE ME TO THOU TEAM." He said, terrified.

 

[ZeroTC01]

".....I GIVE UP. JUST TAKE ME TO THOU TEAM." He said, terrified.

"Oh, great, that's my chance to do A L O T T A D A M A G E" Flame-Axes HOSTLESS in the non-existence balls*

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"AW, F**K. F**K." He yelled.

 

[Overlord775]

I Take HOSTLESS and make him part of my legion

I then look at Zero

"Stop aiming for the genitals"

 

[ZeroTC01]

"AW, F**K. F**K." He yelled.

"It's John O'Clock mother f***er, now get in there!" (Actual meme is censored, so...)

 

[ZeroTC01]

I Take HOSTLESS and make him part of my legion
I then look at Zero

"Stop aiming for the genitals"

"Ok... I'll aim for the bum, then."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"SO WHAT DO WE DO HERE?" He released both Godzilla and Auk. Godzilla didn't get to know the dragon very well. Though, he was one thread from beating Shivok to a pulp.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"SO WHAT DO WE DO HERE?" He released both Godzilla and Auk. Godzilla didn't get to know the dragon very well. Though, he was one thread from beating Shivok to a pulp.

"Oh, ya should've seen it. Aousk got swatted by a fat Bugs Bunny, after the dude tried running away... if anything, I'd say his balls are non-existent."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"A FAT BUGS? I'VE NEVER SEEN THA-" Just then, Big Chungus showed up. HOSTLESS then looked and then...

 

[ZeroTC01]

"A FAT BUGS? I'VE NEVER SEEN THA-" Just then, Big Chungus showed up. HOSTLESS then looked and then...

"What's up with you potentially getting bodied today?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"NOTHING JUST HOW '''ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING''' THAT THING IS." He then tried to wing it.

 

[ZeroTC01]

In search for reliable scans for my next profile, I have come across an interesting piece of info.

HOSTLESS, you have some explaining to do.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"OH, F**K. MY SECRET. WAIT. RANDOM GENERATOR." He said.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"OH, F**K. MY SECRET. WAIT. RANDOM GENERATOR." He said.

That's just clickbait. It's actually accurate. I can prove it.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"YOU JUST GAVE ME AN INVISIBLE D**K."

 

[ZeroTC01]

"YOU JUST GAVE ME AN INVISIBLE D**K."

XD

 

[ZeroTC01]

Here is the irrefutable proof of this "random" generator being accurate:

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"WELL, F**K. I'M ONE INCH FROM BEATING YOU TO A PULP, BUT I RESPECT PEOPLE SOMETIMES." He said.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"WELL, F**K. I'M ONE INCH FROM BEATING YOU TO A PULP, BUT I RESPECT PEOPLE SOMETIMES." He said.

"You... respect me for exposing your possession of invisible balls?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"NO. YOU GAVE ME THAT." He said.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"NO. YOU GAVE ME THAT." He said.

"FALSE! This "generator" provides me with already-existing answers. For example, 2-A Nasuverse, and 1-C Amaterasu (Tamamo) - These are already existing arguements which are... questionable, but with these scans, are now irrefutable... HOSTLESS, I'm afraid that you have always had balls, but not even you were aware of them (That should be some godly extrasensory perception for me, btw, being the only one to detect your balls...this sounds very wrong)"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"YES. YOU'RE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT GENITALS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY VERY WRONG ON LEVELS GODZILLA CAN'T ACHIEVE IN POWER. AND THAT'S HARD." He said, shook.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"YES. YOU'RE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT GENITALS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY VERY WRONG ON LEVELS GODZILLA CAN'T ACHIEVE IN POWER. AND THAT'S HARD." He said, shook.

"Alas! I'm more OP than I thought... But wait. Given that Orphelia > Myself, yet Myself > Godzilla, and Godzilla > HOSTLESS, that must mean Orphelia > HOSTLESS"

The generator supports it.




Once again, you have been exposed! (jk)

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"ERM, I COULD SMACK HER AND WIN. REMEMBER AUK? ALSO, WE'RE FILLIN' THIS ENTIRE F**KING THREAD UP ALREADY. CAN WE AGREE TO AGREE AND DISAGREE?" He asked.

 

[ZeroTC01]

"ERM, I COULD SMACK HER AND WIN. REMEMBER AUK? ALSO, WE'RE FILLIN' THIS ENTIRE F**KING THREAD UP ALREADY. CAN WE AGREE TO AGREE AND DISAGREE?" He asked.

I mean, I'm pretty sure we could just take this to a new one.

Also, that didn't count. She was High 1-B back then, and she's been tweaked since then... Besides, the generator doesn't lie, HOSTLESS. It's like Flex Tape - Ya can't go wrong with it.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"YOU CAN SORT OF GO WRONG. IF AUK CAN BEAT HER....I CAN ONLY BE TERRIFIED OF WHAT GODZILLA CAN DO TO US. YOU WANT PROOF, MAKE A THREAD-WAIT." He realized what bad things would happen.