Public vs Dark - RP Edition

[TheDarkSide857]

Title says it all, though other people can join in the battle or just watch.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

I challenge both of you phantom menace style https://youtu.be/SKlLMRuOx10?t=7

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I challenge both of you phantom menace style https://youtu.be/SKlLMRuOx10?t=7

Heh. This'll be fun.

(Summons another True Monado and uses a Monado Breaker on NotChewbacca(Short for Totallynotchewbacca))

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

I will make you feel a pain worse than twilight, sharknado, prequel star wars, and batman and robin all having a baby!

yeah i have a few plans

 

[TheDarkSide857]

(Braces himself)

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

wait... where's Public? https://youtu.be/bDJGcUMXj_I

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I don't know.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

this.. is an issue

 

[TheDarkSide857]

...He probably went to bed or something.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

fine then for now... https://youtu.be/sZqVUjziexk

 

[PublicMinority87]

Public appears, with a holstered Diabeetus blade on his waist. "What... is that?" He asks himself, as he walks towards it, sèing its Dark.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I grab the Diabeetus blade and attack Chewbacca.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

i got the anti diabeetus blade and killed myself after you killed me (wait what!?)

THEN i strapped you down and made you watch cartoon rewinds weird stufff...

watch if you dare... https://youtu.be/dYsI7PSZOao?t=674

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

actually wait this is too evil i can't let you watch the fanfiction nightmare!

I am sorry for the pain i have caused you all!

 

[PublicMinority87]

I seen worse...

Star Wars Holiday Special. Grandparents had a VCR.

 

[MaxForward]

I seen worse...

Star Wars Holiday Special. Grandparents had a VCR.

Me too.

The Emoji Movie.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

me three

i watched all of leo the lion

 

[TheDarkSide857]

There are much worse things than that...

Like all those godawful ripoff movies churned out by amateur filmmakers.

 

[PublicMinority87]

There are much worse things than that...
Like all those godawful ripoff movies churned out by amateur filmmakers.

Ive seen worse. Foodfight.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Anyways, let's get to business.

(Defies all laws of logic and physics by summoning the third Aegis sword and using it to throw a Getsuga Tensho at Public and Chewbacca)

 

[PublicMinority87]

(Wait, is this parasitic me or non-edgy me?)

 

[TheDarkSide857]

(Wait, is this parasitic me or non-edgy me?)

Well, since you absorbed Christian and Alex's edginess in the Stupid Rules thread, go with that you, since this is connected to the Stupid Rules events.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

i grab a sword of fluffy boys and strike both as i am filled with the power

 

[TheDarkSide857]

i grab a sword of fluffy boys and strike both as i am filled with the power

(Blocks the strike with the True Monado and summons a Megalo Aligo from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 wielding both Bionis's and Mechonis's swords to keep Chewie occupied)

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

excuse i don't even care bout the attack but did you just call me CHEWIE

I AM NOT CHEWBACCA!

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

my anger alone could kill you right now

 

[TheDarkSide857]

my anger alone could kill you right now

Not when my minion's standing in your way, NotChewie.

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

good, got my name correct

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

PUBLIC DEAL WITH THIS D&D ESQUE MINION FOR ME SO I CAN DO WHATEVER

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

this is my strategy

 

[PublicMinority87]

Posesses Zalgo for the fight.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

(Absorbs Zalgo's creepypastaness)

 

[MaxForward]

Max walks in

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Max walks i

YOU!!!

(Fires a dark blast at Max)

 

[MaxForward]

YOU!!!

(Fires a dark blast at Max)

• activates a force field*

 

[TheDarkSide857]

YOU!!!
(Fires a dark blast at Max)

• activates a force field*

(The dark blast rebounds and rebounds back towards the forcefield in an endless bouncy assault)

 

[MaxForward]

YOU!!!
(Fires a dark blast at Max)

• activates a force field*

(The dark blast rebounds and rebounds back towards the forcefield in an endless bouncy assault)

Force field reflects the dark blast back, severely injuring the Edgelord

 

[Totallynotchewbacca]

i use the CENTAURTAUR TO SUBDUE ALL OF YOU

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sou...aw1egySxyoVZuZS7bd4Q4zjv&ust=1545251064526119

 

[PublicMinority87]

(Moves Christian and Alex's edginess to a physical form.)

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Leave me outta this!" I say, walking off.