Demonicdude BOOKS the Royal Rumble 2023
- Entrant 1- Cody Rhodes
- Entrant 2- The Rock
Match start The Rock eliminates Cody in 10 seconds, Then Rock gets eliminated by Akira Tozawa who will enter at
number 3 spot.
Entrant 4 will be Sami Zayn too bad Akira Tozawa will eliminate him in 2 seconds, So he'll break the fastest elimination record.
Entrant 5 will be AJ Styles but he won't be able to make it to the ring his
broken ankle and he would be injured running on the entrance ramp, So his replacement would be Mia Yim from OC she and Akira Tozawa would have a showdown in the Rumble.
Entrant 6 would be Rollins who will come out wearing a thong and would run wild in the ring and eliminate
Entrant 7,
8 and
9 who will be jobbers from NXT (Carmelo Hayes, Bron Breakker and Axiom).
Entrant 10 would be Matt riddle he will come out smoking a BONG
!
Ring will be filled with the smoke
Rollins will be confused he wouldn't know where to hit and Rollins would end up eliminating himself,
Entrant 11 would be Jimmy USO he and riddle would fight each other for 10 minutes but out comes the police, They'll arrest Riddle for smoking Bong in the ring and Jimmy would be arrested for having another DUI report and that's how Jimmy USO and Riddle would be eliminated.
(This would be Sami's plan he'll turn heel on the bloodline and generate a fake cop report to get jimmy out of the way.)
Entrant 12 would be Montez Ford he and Dawkins would come out stirring up their paper cup chanting "We want the smoke"
on the entrance ramp so the cops will notice them and Angelo Dawkins would turn
HEEL ! He'll inform the police that Montez has cocaine in the paper cups and that's how Montez would be eliminated from the rumble and Angelo Dawkins would take his spot
(Classic heel turn plus setting up their match at Mania)
Entrant 13,
14 and
15 would be more jobbers from Raw and Smackdown more notably being
ma.çé and
mån.sôör who will dance in their
skin tight underwear.... eventually out comes
JOHN CENA as
entrant 16 he'll beat them up pretty badly but... Maximum Male Models would eliminate Cena (The crowd would boo, good heel reaction
) but both models would argue on who eliminated Cena first and thus they'll turn on each other, Akira Tozawa would take advantage of the situation and eliminate them ! So we fast forward to the
final 4 those being
Akira Tozawa, Shelton Benjamin, Austin Theory and Mia Yim. Mia Yim would get
social media flashbacks of her and Theory's photo so she'll quietly eliminate herself, Shelton Benjamin would eliminate Theory (Cause duhhh Shelton has experience advantage) and out comes Tozawa from behind he'll try to eliminate Shelton but he won't be lucky this time. Shelton would use his experience and win the
2023 Royal Rumble and would face Brock Lesnar (who'll defeat Roman at Elimination Chamber 2023) and
BOOM
Lesnar vs Shelton Benjamin at WrestleMania 39 (Two former OVW Tag Team champions from 2001 ! Long term booking at it's finest) the fans would be happy, I would be happy and so would you
there ya go that's your Rumble!