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Let me lead off by saying that I'm sorry if I'm too mean in this. But I'm as...direct as I'm going be to get my point across. As it's a point to be made.
This is something the complete opposite of what was happening before. Instead of being too loose with our profiles, we're being too conservative.
Way too conservative.
For a while, we had Diglett above legendaries because of "lolfeats." That's the problem with how we rate this verse. I'm not counting manga Pokemon like Delibird and Octillery. So disregard them.
But I digress.
Discounting legendaries, if there's not explicit mention of one Pokemon fighting another, or they're not supposed to be very tied together with each other, then we can't scale. And it leads to bullshit. I'm not going to be blunt with this. Because we rank Mega Garchomp and Mega Metagross at the same level as how we rate Diglett and Magnemite, when even their bases should be leagues above them. Even if you want to exclude to generations, Alakazam and Gengar should be stronger than Diglett and Magnemite. And because of our "lolfeats" attitude, we'd have to rank Pokemon such as Salamence and Goodra as 9-B.
But I should be used to it.
We were willing to put "lolfeats" over sensibility for a short while to make Gothitelle the only Pokemon to be 4-A, including legendaries, when any Pokemon in tier 4, legendaries included should be stupid beyond belief, but I'm digressing slightly. If I told someone on the street (that knows Pokemon) that Corsola is hundreds of times stronger than any final form starter after gen 2 combined, I'd be laughed at.
And frankly, I should be. I've already got Azzy's support on the fact that Pseudo's should scale to each other. Can someone legit tell me that it's just a coincidence that Game Freak put no more than 2 Pokemon per generation that have the same stat total, are exclusively used by champions (final E4/totem in Salamence's/Kommo-o's case), are a pain in the ass to evolve, and a pain in the ass to even find in their first forms with an absurdly low catch rate?
And before someone says "It's just speculation", it's not like we haven't used that before. This isn't just pseudo legendaries. There are dozens of Pokemon that should be above these. Altaria, Magmortar, Electivire, the aforementioned Gengar and Alakazam, and all starters after Feraligatr, Golem, Aerodactyl, Haxorus, etc.. Most final form water types are weaker than the energy released from Magikarp's evolution.
And hell, why don't we have Mega's scale to each other (not counting Rayquaza and Mewtwo)? It's not even a matter of stats. Again, I have Azzy's support on this one, so don't think this is just me wanking. And I don't want them deleted. But something has to change. I've kept my mouth shut for too long about that.
This is something the complete opposite of what was happening before. Instead of being too loose with our profiles, we're being too conservative.
Way too conservative.
For a while, we had Diglett above legendaries because of "lolfeats." That's the problem with how we rate this verse. I'm not counting manga Pokemon like Delibird and Octillery. So disregard them.
But I digress.
Discounting legendaries, if there's not explicit mention of one Pokemon fighting another, or they're not supposed to be very tied together with each other, then we can't scale. And it leads to bullshit. I'm not going to be blunt with this. Because we rank Mega Garchomp and Mega Metagross at the same level as how we rate Diglett and Magnemite, when even their bases should be leagues above them. Even if you want to exclude to generations, Alakazam and Gengar should be stronger than Diglett and Magnemite. And because of our "lolfeats" attitude, we'd have to rank Pokemon such as Salamence and Goodra as 9-B.
But I should be used to it.
We were willing to put "lolfeats" over sensibility for a short while to make Gothitelle the only Pokemon to be 4-A, including legendaries, when any Pokemon in tier 4, legendaries included should be stupid beyond belief, but I'm digressing slightly. If I told someone on the street (that knows Pokemon) that Corsola is hundreds of times stronger than any final form starter after gen 2 combined, I'd be laughed at.
And frankly, I should be. I've already got Azzy's support on the fact that Pseudo's should scale to each other. Can someone legit tell me that it's just a coincidence that Game Freak put no more than 2 Pokemon per generation that have the same stat total, are exclusively used by champions (final E4/totem in Salamence's/Kommo-o's case), are a pain in the ass to evolve, and a pain in the ass to even find in their first forms with an absurdly low catch rate?
And before someone says "It's just speculation", it's not like we haven't used that before. This isn't just pseudo legendaries. There are dozens of Pokemon that should be above these. Altaria, Magmortar, Electivire, the aforementioned Gengar and Alakazam, and all starters after Feraligatr, Golem, Aerodactyl, Haxorus, etc.. Most final form water types are weaker than the energy released from Magikarp's evolution.
And hell, why don't we have Mega's scale to each other (not counting Rayquaza and Mewtwo)? It's not even a matter of stats. Again, I have Azzy's support on this one, so don't think this is just me wanking. And I don't want them deleted. But something has to change. I've kept my mouth shut for too long about that.