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ALTERNATE TITLE: SUPERIOR SEASONINGS (NO, YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE CONTEXT)
I haven't made one of these in a while. Sorry for the long wait on the saga, I've been a little too pre-occupied with some issues.
Anyway, enjoy!
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"28, 29, 30!" voices cheered from the bleachers. A timer counted down to zero atop one of them, a loud blare signaling the end of the competition. Two long wooden tables laid on the ground, flattened pizza dough lining it all. Some of them are covered in toppings though the left table has more of these topping-covered pizzas. And standing by each table was an alpaca and a pizza slime.
"And by a large margin of 83 to 62, Paprika has beaten Anchovy in the pizza topping competition!" Penny announced before offering Paprika the microphone "Is there anything you would like to say?".
"R'n ivzoob gszmpufo uli gsrh lkkligfmrgb" the alpaca replied.
"Hey, I just realize their names sound like really unpopular pizza toppings. That's a funny coincidence" Chelshia commented.
"This is getting tiring" Ironwood said, an army of AK-200s sitting by the bleachers behind him, all still holding their rifles.
"Most of us have just been sitting and watching for the past 2 hours, 21 minutes, and 36 seconds. And you've agreed that the plan is relatively sound. Get Paprika her freedom and she may lead us to the cluster containing her allies" Penny explained.
"Perhaps you haven't considered that watching a war criminal participating in a country faire can be emotionally taxing?" the general asked.
"The benefits outweigh the downsides" the maiden android replied.
"I just think it's really funny" the chimera added.
Ironwood sighed, instead choosing to focus on the preparation for the next competition of the event. The tables and pizzas are removed from the place as a ring is set up, the two competitors standing at both ends. Paprika in particular had her neck tilted, conveniently in a way that allowed her to stare at the general's general direction and for a moment, he could've sworn the alpaca gave a wink.
"Well if you don't like seeing war criminals in a country faire, maybe you'll enjoy seeing them beaten up" Chelshia said.
"And by a large margin of 83 to 62, Paprika has beaten Anchovy in the pizza topping competition!" Penny announced before offering Paprika the microphone "Is there anything you would like to say?".
"R'n ivzoob gszmpufo uli gsrh lkkligfmrgb" the alpaca replied.
"Hey, I just realize their names sound like really unpopular pizza toppings. That's a funny coincidence" Chelshia commented.
"This is getting tiring" Ironwood said, an army of AK-200s sitting by the bleachers behind him, all still holding their rifles.
"Most of us have just been sitting and watching for the past 2 hours, 21 minutes, and 36 seconds. And you've agreed that the plan is relatively sound. Get Paprika her freedom and she may lead us to the cluster containing her allies" Penny explained.
"Perhaps you haven't considered that watching a war criminal participating in a country faire can be emotionally taxing?" the general asked.
"The benefits outweigh the downsides" the maiden android replied.
"I just think it's really funny" the chimera added.
Ironwood sighed, instead choosing to focus on the preparation for the next competition of the event. The tables and pizzas are removed from the place as a ring is set up, the two competitors standing at both ends. Paprika in particular had her neck tilted, conveniently in a way that allowed her to stare at the general's general direction and for a moment, he could've sworn the alpaca gave a wink.
"Well if you don't like seeing war criminals in a country faire, maybe you'll enjoy seeing them beaten up" Chelshia said.
- High 8-C versions used
- Speed equalized
- Place Located in: Mt. Afrokupa
- Starting range: 10 meters
- Win via anything!!
- The Pizza Slime : 0
- The Alpaca : 7
- Incon : 0
VS
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