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Ovens vs. Earl (2-Milk'd-2)

Ovens via not being a simp
 
Inconclusive, Earl will try to outskill but Oven is immobile, Earl will try to predict his actitons but Oven still can't move and will result in a match of Oven being still and Earl predicting the actions.
 
Milking Machine is your prime since its the only time you get a quanta of respect from me
 
Resistance to fearhax doesn't stop Desperado fearhax, no amount of mindhax resistance stops Trackless Step and Phantom Form works even on Type 2 Immortals, so Earl FRA.
 
Still, no skill will work on Oven, an oven doesn't have knees thus no weakness.
 
I made Earl.

There is little that needs to be said.
 
>Made me

I am unsure if that is a "I am your father joke", but no, i made myself. I was born from Hax and i brought skill into existence, so that's a clear type 1 concept manip right there.

But anyway i vote myself. If skill doesn't work i pull out my trump card "Hah suggsverse" and eventually i downgrade oven.
 
Oven wins via being able to produce milk too hot for Earl to handle
 
Oven via outliving. In the same way that old houses from hundreds of years ago continue to exist, Oven will do so till the end of time. All the Earls have died because woke.
 
@Akm

You're restricted. Get outta here.

@Oven

That doesn't mean you made me. It was just my way of placing the blame of the thread on you.

@Emperor

Did you just assume i don't live foreve? Also i abuse ovens. You don't wanna know the kind of stuff my ovens have to go through for my breakfast. If i were to say it here i'd be banned for gore. Ovens ain't reaching 3 months lifespan in my hands.
 
Ionliosite said:
I legit can't tell if Earl is taking the thread seriously or if he took the joke too far.
You think im joking? Me and my ovens aren't on friendly relationship for real.
 
Just what do you do to your Oven?
 
My distaste for Earl borders on hatred and I'm not even hiding it.
 
@Earl

Getbackers key is restricted, Rakudai kei is used
 
All votes for Earl are invalid. Being a part of Mori's Motherly Milk means that he has the full funds and support of my empire, and as a higher patron, I erase Earl from existence from here/on my server.
 
Anyone not on the server is either going to be confused or disgusted.
 
ZackMoon1234 said:
Earl's relentless barrage of Walls of Texts forces Ovens to give up
Earl has no counter to Lord Mori deleting all his messages and banning him from Mori's Motherly Milk, though.
 
Moritzva said:
ZackMoon1234 said:
Earl's relentless barrage of Walls of Texts forces Ovens to give up
Earl has no counter to Lord Mori deleting all his messages and banning him from Mori's Motherly Milk, though.
And if you doubt me I'll go do it right now.
 
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