My (late) duel with Abstractions

[First_Witch]

finally i can shift people from shipping me and shmoop and into abstractions and shmoop! this is the pefect plan!

Damn, my condolence Shmoopes

 

[Shmooply]

Damn, my condolence Shmoopes

I don't even know what'd I do to deserve this.

 

[First_Witch]

I don't even know what'd I do to deserve this.

I mean, could have been Azontr? Or worse, Random you know.

You may rebrand yourself with me

 

[Shmooply]

I am a taken man and I am NOT joining a sausage fest.

 

[Lugh_Tuathe_Dé]

I guess everybody has a free time now and then.

 

[First_Witch]

I am a taken man and I am NOT joining a sausage fest.

How chivalrous. Guess the only sword youre grabbing is your own

 

[azontr]

I may be horrifically gay but even I won't go for a man whose already taken a lover. Professionals must have standards, you see.

 

[Noneless21]

I may be horrifically gay but even I won't go for a man whose already taken a lover. Professionals must have standards, you see.

says the one who have two dudes sucking your dick off

 

[azontr]

Those two dudes happen to be my lovers we are very passionate about our relationship, you see.

 

[First_Witch]

You see, it is not cheating. Its a open ended, polyamorous relationship.

Many many cheating indeed

 

[azontr]

Witch gets it.

 

[First_Witch]

Witch gets it.

Youre saying this to the guy you proposed to. The audacity of this dickwaffle

 

[Noneless21]

Youre saying this to the guy you proposed to. The audacity of this dickwaffle

be careful Witch, he may be trying to recruit you into his harems

 

[azontr]

Youre saying this to the guy you proposed to. The audacity of this dickwaffle

You've already rejected me Witch, I don't understand why you keep trying to dwell on our relationship. Let go, Witch.

 

[First_Witch]

You've already rejected me Witch, I don't understand why you keep trying to dwell on our relationship. Let go, Witch.

Its funny, so never

 

[azontr]

You'll never grow as a person if you keep dwelling on the past, I thought you were more of a man than this

 

[Shmooply]

Janitors, they are being homoerotic in another F&G thread again!

 

[First_Witch]

Life is all about getting dirt on other people for the judgement day. If I cant cancel you for shit in the past I may as well be naked in the eye of the internet.

 

[azontr]

I'm getting canceled on VSBW real.

 

[Shmooply]

I thought I was gonna be the first one to be cancelled, the ****.

 

[First_Witch]

I thought I was gonna be the first one to be cancelled, the ****.

You getting shipped with Arceus is cancellation enough

 

[Arceus0x]

You getting shipped with Arceus is cancellation enough

yeah don't worry though whenever that happens they get sent to ṡ̵̥͙̣̰̕ͅo̸̡̖̹͎̞͉̱̪͇̘̩͕̩͕͒̂͒̓͒́͜͝ư̵̜͓̟̠͖̆́̒̈́̍͠t̸͓̥̜͓̯̰͖̝̭̯̟͇̃̿̿͋̃̾̉̔h̶̡̡̧̢̠̜̠̼̭͚͔͔̙̭́̐̅̏̆̂̈́ ̷̡̩̩̞̳̯̦̹͕̰͈̑̅̑͌̓͛̂̈́̒̽͜d̷͈́̈́̐͊a̴̡̩̤̹̗͇͔̰̲͔͒k̵̗͋͂͂̋̏̈́̀͊̇̀̒̚o̶̯̼͉̺̮̭̱͂͝t̷̨̺̖̣̥̘̤̺͕̬͙̯̗̣̝̄̈̐̇͗̓̅̓̾͠a̴̧̺̩̟̙̹͈͖̝̖̱̘͗̈́͋̄̽͐̊

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I mean, could have been Azontr? Or worse, Random you know.

You may rebrand yourself with me

Bruh-

 

[Shmooply]

Bruh-

Yea, can't believe Witch wants me to hit it off with a minor either, SMH.

 

[First_Witch]

Yea, can't believe Witch wants me to hit it off with a minor either, SMH.

Wooooow okay, honeypot trap me like this then

 

[azontr]

You honeypot trapped yourself.

 

[First_Witch]

Guess I am cancelled then...

 

[Noneless21]

Guess I am cancelled then...

 

[Shmooply]

Me watching everyone somehow get cancelled before me despite having the hottest takes.

 

[Arceus0x]

Me watching everyone somehow get cancelled before me despite having the hottest takes.

and yet i still have your info

 

[Noneless21]

and yet i still have your info

he didn't say he won't get cancelled though, he just didn't get cancelled first