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My (late) duel with Abstractions

Shmooply

Shmooply

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I remember it so clearly, as if it happened on the 14th of january, which it did. On that day, me and well-known VSFartles staff member, certified ******, and punk-ass bitch @Abstractions agreed to a duel. I specifically stated that it would happen on tie day, but alas... I had forgotten I was suffering from time dillation and temporal sickness! Woe is me! Unbeknownst to me, this would be the first exciting thing I would experience in my life for quite some time, as shortly after finishing my studies I decided to become a NEET instead of using my diploma to get myself job offers for really popular places that will guarantee me a ridiculous amount of riches, because I knew I wouln't be able to stand working with insufferable elderly co-workers and annoying tourists.

But that changes now! I get to experience excitement! Adrenaline and endorphin boosts! Bloodshed! Perhaps even... camaraderie as me and Abstractions both shank eachother!?!?!?!

I cannot get a hold of myself, and I don't have to either, as the event shall begin now!! Step on up to the plate, Abs, you ******* greasemuncher. Punk-ass cold-ass thug!!

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Noneless21 said:
who's open for betting who's winning?
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The betting is rigged. I've made it so all bets will go towards me anyways, because we all know I have a 100% chance of winning. How do I know this? Well, it's just like gambling; I don't know if I'll win, but considering the fight hasn't even started yet, who's to say I won't?
Abstractions said:
How do I talk you down from this attempt to Roblox yourself by moderator?
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You can't, it's already too late. Now you've revealed to the audience that you're a wuss. What bumbling buffoon would attempt to talk themselves out of a life-or-death situation at last moment? That's right, pussy-shit cowards. Admit it- I've had the upper hand from the very beginning.
 
Shmooply said:
I remember it so clearly, as if it happened on the 14th of january, which it did. On that day, me and well-known VSFartles staff member, certified ******, and punk-ass bitch @Abstractions agreed to a duel. I specifically stated that it would happen on tie day, but alas... I had forgotten I was suffering from time dillation and temporal sickness! Woe is me! Unbeknownst to me, this would be the first exciting thing I would experience in my life for quite some time, as shortly after finishing my studies I decided to become a NEET instead of using my diploma to get myself job offers for really popular places that will guarantee me a ridiculous amount of riches, because I knew I wouln't be able to stand working with insufferable elderly co-workers and annoying tourists.

But that changes now! I get to experience excitement! Adrenaline and endorphin boosts! Bloodshed! Perhaps even... camaraderie as me and Abstractions both shank eachother!?!?!?!

I cannot get a hold of myself, and I don't have to either, as the event shall begin now!! Step on up to the plate, Abs, you ******* greasemuncher. Punk-ass cold-ass thug!!

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...

Is everything okay? Lifes good on your end? You can talk about it if you need it you know? Is this a cry for help, are you being held hostage somewhere, blink twice and make goblin sounds if yes
 
Don't worry fellas, I have now accessed my VPN and my suffering has been cured, and to that i say THAT I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BOUT AZONTR, YOU HORNY AHH LADYKILLER!
 
Wait a moment, this is supposed to be about me having a fight to the death with Abstractions. Cease your depraved homoerotic actions.
 
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