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Most Ridiculous logic ever in video games
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I'm surprised nobody has yet brought up Halo's Spartans' and water.
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I'd say King K Rool being knocked out by an insect sized Tiny Kong shooting mini feathers in his toes.
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I shall bring you a true piece of Video Game Logic from RuneScape.
Want to be a better inventor? Very well! Stick a mechanical thing onto a salamander, and then fill the salamander with tar. Shoot the tar at some elves (or other appropriate entities) for a few hours, and then rip both the salamander and the mechanical thing to shreds.
Congratulations! You're now a better inventor!
(Don't worry, it doesn't make sense in context either)
Want to be a better inventor? Very well! Stick a mechanical thing onto a salamander, and then fill the salamander with tar. Shoot the tar at some elves (or other appropriate entities) for a few hours, and then rip both the salamander and the mechanical thing to shreds.
Congratulations! You're now a better inventor!
(Don't worry, it doesn't make sense in context either)
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does not make sense either
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got some Bumpito's
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Kirby games: you got the fire copy ability, or Burning, when you fall into the water, and go back up, why is the fire not put out on his hat?
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^Literally just beat me to it.
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water is letal to 80% of game characters in modern times, letal to 100% before 1990, even for frogs
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"Nothing stands in your way when you're big rigs. Spinning tires with warp drive velocity for interdimensional exploring. Leave the game behind and exceed the boundaries of existence!"DarkDragonMedeus said:
Immeasurable Big Rigs confirmed?
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so, the door is locked, but there is no wall near the door, you need to find the key!
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When you kick a bosses ass but in the cutscene they're kicking YOUR ass
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In Soul Calibur apparently...your leather boots and other cloth outfits can shatter. Not rip off, shatter like metal.
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cheetahmen 2: regular enemies on the ground are unkillable
but you can kill a regular boss,
but you can kill a regular boss,
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Veltibirds, high tech military vehicles, can be easilly destroyed by raiders with weapons that are worst than a 10 mm gun
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Knives are better then guns, Undertale logic, and Call fo Duty logic
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the weapon is called "empty gun", it still shoots
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lol
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Any action game where enemies have infinite bullets but when you pick IP their gun only 10 bullets or when you have cop car it doesn't past the games fastest car but when copes chase you their car surpasses yours
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Re-Logic.
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ok
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GoldenEye 64 : Looking at your watch freezes time.
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Binding of isaac: you can allways deal with the devil whenever you want,
in sheol, Satan (the man which presents the state) is still motivated to murder you, even at first encounter
in sheol, Satan (the man which presents the state) is still motivated to murder you, even at first encounter
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Monster Hunter: An armor made out of bugs is stronger than armor made out of dinosaur Monsters.
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lol, just no logicReinhardthrowhisspear said:
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Every RPG ever: It's ok to go inside of someone's house and smash anything in sight and steal their stuffs.
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Pokemon logic: but going to the grass is forbidden, because there are birds and rats there,Reinhardthrowhisspear said:
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Every fighting game ever: We're fighting, just because.
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might not know that Streets of rage got some actual plot, where one wants to destroy the city,Reinhardthrowhisspear said:
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Pokemon logic: but going to the grass is forbidden, because there are birds and rats there,
birds that are 8-A
birds that are 8-A
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@RR lvl 2 allright, which is a lot more weaker then that 8-A bird,
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still >humans
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i dont think a 11 year old kid in the 90s would check what tier pidgey is, certainly when it doesnt exist,RRTheEndMan said:
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i dont think a 11 year old kid in the 90s would check what tier pidgey is, certainly when it doesnt exist,
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look: why would a kid think that a bird is multi city block level?
do you really think that pokemon fans (and the kid) should know this?
they think that we wank them,
do you really think that pokemon fans (and the kid) should know this?
they think that we wank them,
