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Da Storee
Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are bloodlusted, have no prior knowledge, and start 30m away.
The battle takes place on top of the Pizza Tower.
Ron’s reality warping is restricted.
Da Vouts
“Welcome to Cooking with Ron, I’m your host, my current location is 45 Westwoo-”:
“I hate you. SO. ██████G. MUCH!!!”: 3 (Volt12121, Flowerguy2, HonestlyBored24)
“Just a little more Sodium Chloride.”:
“And so, His-Face proceeded to not alive, and peace spread across the la-”
(Pizzaface’s face opens up to reveal a boy with a folder for a head on a toilet, watching a meme on his phone. He looks up in surprise before Pizzaface explodes in a massive fireball, sending the boy flying out of the machine.)
“WAAAAAAAAAAA- Oof!”
“WHO THE ███K ARE YOU?!”
“I’m Ron, from Cooking with Ron. I would’ve been filming right now, but your pizzeria is drawing my viewership so I kinda need to get rid of it. Now if you could just move out of the wa-”
“NO.”
(Peppino punches Ron repeatedly, knocking him on his back comically. After exactly five seconds, Ron starts getting up.)
“Okay, so that’s how you want to cook?”
(Ron brings up a NERF gun, loads it, and ***** it.)
“THEN LET’S COOK BABYYYYYYYY!”
(Unexpectancy, Part 2 starts playing.)
(Pizzaface’s face opens up to reveal a boy with a folder for a head on a toilet, watching a meme on his phone. He looks up in surprise before Pizzaface explodes in a massive fireball, sending the boy flying out of the machine.)
“WAAAAAAAAAAA- Oof!”
“WHO THE ███K ARE YOU?!”
“I’m Ron, from Cooking with Ron. I would’ve been filming right now, but your pizzeria is drawing my viewership so I kinda need to get rid of it. Now if you could just move out of the wa-”
“NO.”
(Peppino punches Ron repeatedly, knocking him on his back comically. After exactly five seconds, Ron starts getting up.)
“Okay, so that’s how you want to cook?”
(Ron brings up a NERF gun, loads it, and ***** it.)
“THEN LET’S COOK BABYYYYYYYY!”
(Unexpectancy, Part 2 starts playing.)
Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are bloodlusted, have no prior knowledge, and start 30m away.
The battle takes place on top of the Pizza Tower.
Ron’s reality warping is restricted.
Da Vouts
“Welcome to Cooking with Ron, I’m your host, my current location is 45 Westwoo-”:
“I hate you. SO. ██████G. MUCH!!!”: 3 (Volt12121, Flowerguy2, HonestlyBored24)
“Just a little more Sodium Chloride.”:
INCONCLUSIVE
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