A Irredeemable Monster and Homophobic Misogynist walk into a bar (“Big” Jack Horner vs. Ron) (4-0-0, GRACE!)

[HonestlyBored24]

“Jack, you wouldn’t punch a minor, would you?”
“Yeah, in the balls, why’d you ask?”

Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, and start 100m away.
The battle takes place in the endless white void Cooking with Ron takes place in.
Jack Horner and Ron both have all their equipment.

Da Vouts
“You know what they say. Can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men.”: 4 (MintyBoi1, LeoEpicGamer8910, Volt12121, HonestlyBored24)

Scales to this; 0.017 Tons of TNT, higher with “Eat Me” Cookie and “Drink Me” Potion​

Scales to this; 2.53 Metric Tons​

“i can tell by your lack of jokes your are a veru uncool and unfunny wemen”:

Scales to this; 0.011 Tons of TNT, higher with weaker weaponry, far higher with stronger weaponry​

Scales to ???; [UNKNOWN VALUE]​

Da Fakts
“Big” Jack Horner has a 1.54203221123x advantage in Attack Potency.
Ron’s Lifting Strength value is unknown.

 

[MintyBoi1]

Jack is smarter, more skilled, and has better weaponry. Ron has his weird abilities but I think Jack is more likely to just get the kill before anything super bad happens to him. Voting Big Jack

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Jack FRA

 

[Volt12121]

Jack fra

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Jack FRA
Grace!