Mario Mario (Super Mario Bros: The Movie) vs Guile (Van Damme)

[Numbersguy]

Cuz, Wynaut?

Mario (Super Mario Bros: The Movie)

Guile (Street Fighter: The Movie)

They fight on a colliseum


Speed is equalized
Mario has all his gear

Guile is in his "Are you man enough to fight with me?" mode

 

[The_Everlasting]

I'm gonna go with Guile due to his speed advantage.

 

[Numbersguy]

Hmm, speed was equalized

 

[The_Everlasting]

Sh*t, how did I miss that?

Well, then probably Mario due to his devolution guns.

 

[NotAMarioFan(lol)]

Mario with the zappy gun

 

[SomebodyData]

Mario due to his devolution guns like Ever said

 

[Numbersguy]

So

Mario: 3

Guile: 0

 

[Brickhead2550]

NC: What's Mario's last name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: Yeah, now what's your last name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: No no no, what's your LAST name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: No no...okay, what's your first name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: Alright, now what's your last name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: **** you. What's your first name?

Luigi: Luigi.

NC: And what's your last name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: Shut up! What's your last name?

Luigi: Luigi Mario.

NC: Those are both first names, what's your last name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: Shut it! What's your full name?

Luigi: Luigi Mario.

NC: Those are both fir- ...okay. What's your first name?

Luigi: Luigi.

NC: And what's your last name?

Mario: Mario.

NC: SHUT THE ****- ...What's your full name?

Luigi: Luigi Mario.

NC: What is this, an Abbot and Costello routine?

Luigi: Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I think Mario takes this with his weapons pretty easily.

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

That de-volution gun is no joke. Mario takes this.

 

[Cropfist]

Guile via having a profile.

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

Aw they removed the Mario profile? Well i see no reason to continue this months-old thread with one competitor being DELETED INTO OBSOLETION. Now closing.