A Walking Faucet Fights the Opila Bird

[Flashlight237]

On one hand, we have Faucet Dong!: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Leatherface_(Atari)

A chainsaw has an output of 1200 watts (1200 joules per second; let's use 1200 joules), but on the other hand... It's a giant faucet; like anyone with a brain is gonna take that seriously.

On the other hand, we have a character we can somewhat take seriously unlike the walking faucet: the Opila Bird.: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Opila_Bird

She had survived 2138 joules in blunt force and supposedly had taken knife stabs, but children's drawings are a little hard to interpret.

Opila has an AP advantage of 2138 vs Faucet's 1200 joules, but at the same time, Faucet is faster than Opila Bird and has better lifting strength. At the same time, Opila's strategy is better than Faucet's, whose strategy is literally twirling his faucet around hoping he can turn people into Ronald McDonald with it.:



The combatants start 5 meters apart. Everything else will be full-on SBA. Now then... Who takes this?

Guy With a Faucet for a Ding-a-ling: 6 (HonestlyBored24, AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, Da3ggman, Peppersalt43, Oiguana2701)
Opila Bird: 0
Inconclusive: 0

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Just want to say, Opila starts by sizing up her opponent before actually attacking. So Faucet might get the first hit in. Opila might have a more than 2x durability advantage, but if Steven Universe ever taught me anything, it’s that piercing damage is a bitch, and Faucet has a PINGAS chainsaw rather than a sword or knife. So I’m saying Faucet Dong low-mid-diff. Opila could get a few good hits in thanks to her beak and talons, but a chainsaw is a chainsaw and Opila has to get close to attack.

 

[AThe1412]

Leatherface has better reach with his chainsaw and piercing damage from a chainsaw is better than a knife. Opila is stronger but she doesn't really have any sort of strategy either other than stalking and attacking. She does run away in-character when faced with a stronger enemy but Bubba is faster so he'll catch up pretty easily (would also allow him to react to her attacks as well), making the chainsaw's limited fuel source not too much of an issue. Voting the Ohio Faucet Genocide.

 

[Flashlight237]

Voting the Ohio Faucet Genocide.

Can't wash your hands in Ohio



What? I had to do that.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Voting the radioactive dong FRA

 

[AThe1412]

Bump?

 

[AThe1412]

Bump.

 

[Da3ggman]

Faucetface FRA

 

[AThe1412]

Bump.

 

[AThe1412]

Bump.

 

[Flashlight237]

 

[Peppersalt43]

Faucet FRA

 

[Oiguana2701]

Guy from the old game FRA

 

[Peppersalt43]

Cool

 

[Peppersalt43]

Hey, 1 more vote to grace!

 

[Starter_Pack]

I'll be that vote.

Leatherface FRA.