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Kratos vs SpongeBob
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What is this match up 
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First Metal Gear Spongebob, then Devil May Cry Spongebob, and now God of War Spongebob?
Someone make a Spongebob God of War mod
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Whelp, voting for Kratos. He's not exactly one to pull his punches either and would be able to sense the sheer danger posed to him by Spongebob's more esoteric equipment and take action accordingly. Either by nullifying most of his powers with Zeus' Fury, atomizing his body, mind, soul and concept with Poseidon's Rage, sending him to the Underworld with Soul of Hades or stopping him in time with the Amulet of Ouroboros. That and Kratos has far more experience in combat against powerful opponents than Spongebob.
Noneless21
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You have yet to elaborate what "most of the things" are and how he'd pull them off in time before he gets killed. Bar Plot Manipulation and Existence Erasure, most of what he has his resisted or Kratos has his ways around it.
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This is what Spongebob's gonna do against Kratos.
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Nothing since he's likely to kill or deal with Spongebob before the latter can use it.
Like, speaking generally can we stop going "omg plot-hax" like it's automatically a win?
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Could someone at least explain how Spongebob's plot hax works?
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Fair enough but in my defense it's hard to imagine demi-god kratos dealing With that
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He seems to write it out from what I can gather. Could be wrong tho.
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dang spongebob has plot hax ? never knew that. Is it applicable in fight or not OOC ?
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ShionAH
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Again, how?
People seem to just be saying "But he has X" and now whether he'd use it first and foremost in combat, how he'd use it etc.
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I don't think spingebob is in character , cuz i don't think he ever wanted to kill someone (unless i make a misunderstanding about vbwiki rules)
ShionAH
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He basically just pulls the string and in MFTL speeds the entire universe is gone. Kratos is dead, voting spongebob.
ShionAH
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He is bloodlusted.
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And he's not getting immediately time stopped by Kratos before he does the gesture how? The amulet shows him past and future so of course he'd prevent any movements on his part.
ShionAH
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Yep he is not because the string is like 20x faster. Kratos is gonna be sub relatavistic or whatever and strings will blitz. He CAN win but spongebob just has better chance
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Speed is equalized and the speed of the string isn't relevant, just the gesture to do so by Spongebob himself.
And Kratos is faster than Spongebob normally anyways so I have no clue how speed even factored into this.
ShionAH
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Gesture is pulling thats it. He pulls a MFTL string and kratos is dead. Gone. Reduced to nothing. He CAN win if he somehow gets lucky but spongebob also has luck on his side.
Because speed is equalized so Kratos is equalized to spongebob who is much slower than his string
speed is equalized so he is equalized to Spongebobs speed.
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No they are equalisated in general besides their speed if they amp themself
ShionAH
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What?No they are equalisated in general besides their speed if they amp themself
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Even the strings are equalizated to kratos and spingebob speed, only thing that wouldn't be equalizated is the speed id the characters hypothetically amp themself/grow in battle
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THIS IS A STOMP
ShionAH
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Wrong. Ability speeds are never equalized.
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I mean, which is faster? Pulling out a book and looking into the pages? Or like.. just one Poseidon's Rage, which will just vaporise his soul and body.
ShionAH
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Strings are the new wincon
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Spongebob's MFTL+ attack speed is still just attack speed. He'd still need time to activate it, and Kratos could likely pull out one of his wincons before Spongebob pulls out the string.
ShionAH
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He CAN. Bur kratos mostly uses his hax if enemy uses hax, spongebob is still gonna be as fast as kratos and only has to pull something to insta win
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