Jesus V.S Scp-682

[Chartate101]

That's gonna be a lot of people to memory wipe.

682 has all the time in the world, as Jesus can't harm him

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Or he could just eat him, since (like I said before) it takes like three days for Jesus to resurrect.

 

[Noxity_Noxicillina]

I give my vote to 682

 

[Gemmysaur]

I give my vote to 682

You're gonna need to give reasons or mention your agreement with someone else's for your vote to count.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

What is even the vote count?

 

[DMUA]

Doesn't matter. This is a stomp, Jesus has no way to kill SCP-682 and SCP-682 has all the ways to kill Jesus.

 

[Noxity_Noxicillina]

Doesn't matter. This is a stomp, Jesus has no way to kill SCP-682 and SCP-682 has all the ways to kill Jesus.

^^ This is my reason

 

[Ultima_Reality]

I love how almost everyone gave serious reasons in spite of the fact that this is a Fun and Games thread

ovo

 

[DMUA]

It was a versus thread earlier....

 

[Kople700]

Jesus Because I'm Christian

 

[SITHISIT]

Jesus turns his containment chamber into wine and they both have a nice time with a good glass of wine.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Jesus wins if he's equipped with a moderate to large amount of hydrochloric acid.

 

[Kyle_Ramos]

Giving the good old JC the vote fra

 

[WeeklyBattles]

I love how this devolved into a fun and games thread when 682 legitimately won a long time ago

 

[Therefir]

How this is not a stomp?

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

It is. That's why we're not taking it seriously anymore.

Well, part of why anyway. The other part comes from the concept of 682 fighting literal Jesus being funny and absurd.

 

[SITHISIT]

Put this back on fun and games board. This deserves to be on there lol

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

jesus wins via turning Scp's body water into wine and killing him via alcohol poisoning OwO