Hank Hill vs Thanos

[GoCommitDi]

No, not the one from Marvel (otherwise Hank would stomp), but the dinosaur

Fight is in Arlen, Texas, giving Hank the homefield advantage

Hank has his rifle, pistol and chainsaw

Both start 100m away

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Bwaaaaaaaaaah!

I vote Hank because Yes

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Since both are 100 meters away, Hank just sprays his rifle at Thanos and wins.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Wait, should I change the starting distance

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Even if he didn't range stomp, Hank has a massive AP edge to point were he just one shots (500 Kilojoules vs 60 Kilojoules)

 

[GoCommitDi]

But what if Thanos were to get up close?

I mean, piercing damage and all

 

[Buttersamuri]

Hank punts thanos. The thing ain't even arguably more skilled, smarter, or experienced in anyway.