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God Attempts to Defeat Racism (Grace)

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Because this is really funny, let's do this.
The Authority vs Hody Jones
10-C keys, Speed equal, battle takes place inside a Burger King in Nebraska. Can racism truly be abolished? Or will God's attempts fail?

A Decrepit Old God: 0
A Shriveled Up Drug Abusing Fish: 0
They Both Get a Heart Attack and Die: 8 (Flashlight237, rawXDglomp, Noneless21, TauanVictor, Cimafranca133, Dragonite007, Oliver_de_jesus, DivineAura44)
 
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Looking at The Authority's other matchups I'm gonna make an amendment specifying the battlefield.
 
I think this match is inconclusive as it all depends on whether The Authority is in his crystal prison or not. If it's so, Authority wins through outliving (or "out-dying") Hody Jones as Hody has no means of breaking the crystal, which required a knife capable of cutting the universe (or reality, whatever the wiki wants to say about it) to break. If not, Authority just straight-up dies the way angels normally die: fading in the wind. This would grant Hody the victory. Congratulations, Hody; I hope you enjoy your Whopper, buddy.

So yeah, it's an inconclusive match.
 
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Flashlight237 said:
I think this match is inconclusive as it all depends on whether The Authority is in his crystal prison or not. If it's so, Authority wins through outliving (or "out-dying") Hody Jones as Hody has no means of breaking the crystal, which required a knife capable of cutting the universe (or reality, whatever the wiki wants to say about it) to break. If not, Authority just straight-up dies the way angels normally die: fading in the wind. This would grant Hody the victory. Congratulations, Hody; I hope you enjoy your Whopper, buddy.

So yeah, it's an inconclusive match.
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I checked Authority's matchup against Forky before I made this thread, I don't think they mentioned the crystal in that one. I know nothing of the source, so I'm receptive to explanations, but as far as I know if the crystal was relevant then you'd think Forky wouldn't have a win con in that thread
 
Flashlight237 said:
I think this match is inconclusive as it all depends on whether The Authority is in his crystal prison or not. If it's so, Authority wins through outliving (or "out-dying") Hody Jones as Hody has no means of breaking the crystal, which required a knife capable of cutting the universe (or reality, whatever the wiki wants to say about it) to break. If not, Authority just straight-up dies the way angels normally die: fading in the wind. This would grant Hody the victory. Congratulations, Hody; I hope you enjoy your Whopper, buddy.

So yeah, it's an inconclusive match.
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Pretty much this.
Either Hody can't win or Hody can't lose.
 
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