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(FIRST GRACE AFTER 4 YEARS) Back From The Dead... (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Polar Bear)

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Who cares that composite human is kicked out of the main wiki? Can't we continue doing composite-thing matches here?

So in my research for human hysterical strength LS, I came across this case of a mother fighting & wrestling a 318 kg Polar Bear. Even if the woman in question did move the bear, it wasn't hungry, or very fierce. That's where I got the idea for this match up.

Sadly, even if the normal human was a kickboxer or on hysterical strength, they'll be at most 10-B+ for the former and 9-C for the latter, still at a strength disadvantage..

Conditions: I'll make the battle take place in New York, CH has 10 minutes of prep & weapons up to 9-C but not higher than 9-C+. Fight starts with both opponents 2 meters away & in early-mid autumn. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise.

Specialized Bear:

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my vote goes to composite human

they will be able to make a strategy, target the bear's weak spots and also they are a expert in survival so they can win for sure
 
my vote goes to composite human

they will be able to make a strategy, target the bear's weak spots and also they are a expert in survival so they can win for sure
These piercing weapons aren't enough to easily kill the bear weak spots.
They're ungodly huge, but ordinary people have killed grizzlies by weak spots. Counted.
Some grizzly bears can survive head gun-shots, so it still depends on the gun.

Anyways, Polar Bears are big as hell and would easily maul the human before it uses some gun, humans fastest reactions are like peak human at best & bears swipe speed are up to 70 mph, so the bear would blitz the human with their paws before the human even uses the spear.

A glock isn't enough to kill the bear, maybe with a elephant gun would blow up the bear head, but it depends on the distance aswell. Unless this is specified, I vote the polar bear due to hard-skin & own mass, I don't think any human would do a 1v1 against a bear and the human would use the intelligence to kill the bear via guns, not 1v1.. this is not a videogame or something like that guys, polar bears are big as hell..
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Also, they can hunt beluga whales in water (WARNING: NSFW), these which are like 3 times their body weight..
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So, as I say.. I vote to the bear, this is too much for any human unless the human has a big weapon like elephant guns.. intelligence isn't gonna work here unless has a big weapon which can make this some stomp in a stretch.. literally the bear can one-shot the human, hell..
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These piercing weapons aren't enough to easily kill the bear weak spots.

Some grizzly bears can survive head gun-shots, so it still depends on the gun.

Anyways, Polar Bears are big as hell and would easily maul the human before it uses some gun, humans fastest reactions are like peak human at best & bears swipe speed are up to 70 mph, so the bear would blitz the human with their paws before the human even uses the spear.

A glock isn't enough to kill the bear, maybe with a elephant gun would blow up the bear head, but it depends on the distance aswell. Unless this is specified, I vote the polar bear due to hard-skin & own mass, I don't think any human would do a 1v1 against a bear and the human would use the intelligence to kill the bear via guns, not 1v1.. this is not a videogame or something like that guys, polar bears are big as hell..
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Also, they can hunt beluga whales in water (WARNING: NSFW), these which are like 3 times their body weight..
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So, as I say.. I vote to the bear, this is too much for any human unless the human has a big weapon like elephant guns.. intelligence isn't gonna work here unless has a big weapon which can make this some stomp in a stretch.. literally the bear can one-shot the human, hell..
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Hmmm... CH is skilled so would it help if CH had prep & started like 3 meters away from the bear? I don't want a human skill stomping a chunky arctic bear.
 
I updated the thread description "CH has 10 minutes of prep. Weapons above 9-B are restricted. Fight starts with both opponents 2 meters away & in early-mid autumn."
Well, count my vote too but it depends if the human has shotguns or not
 

Don't the bear is ****** thanks to the human having any 9-B weapon?
 
Yea, I think I should lower the threshold to 9-C weapons. The Polar Bear used to be 9-B. I'll lower stuff down to 9-C weapons for composite human. Besides, this thread was literally a year back lol.
 
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