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Everybody Wants to Rule the World RP Thread 11

I pat Kubos on the head

"Don't worry, you overcame your fears and tried your best to defeat the robot, that's what matters,"
 
"Alright, I guess that makes sense..." He said, still a bit agitated. He wanted to destroy it.
 
[Monarch doesn't seem to be online so I'm imprisoned in our conversation. We are in Monarch's office FYI]
 
"Alright, now's our chance to eat someone!"

"Dude....you do know anyone with common sense can hear us."

"Who cares!? We haven't eaten in many years! We can finally eat, say, a family!"

"I doubt eating people would work."

"Well, what would? Huh? Our own skin?"

"We're voices in his head."

"We were real once!"

"....Sadly, we were."
 
"Don't worry, i'll just say it again. I'm going to Weeaboo Land, so do you want to join me in my journey to the west ?"

I say to Kuros
 
"Sure."

"We're gonna see a lot of boo-"

"DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT, YOU SHAGGED B*TCH!"

"Okay, Jesus!"

"Too late for that guy. We killed Jesus last week."
 
[Crazy voice is a pervert confirmed ovo]

"Doesn't Jesus just ressurect when he gets killed ? Also crazy voice is right. we will probably see a lot of booty and boobs when we go to Japan."
 
"See? I was right! They call YOU smart!"

"Only because most of the planet's population are idiots."

"Wait, he resurrects? Great, now I gotta do it again!"
 
"Probably to hide his shame."

"That was the worst one I heard all day."

"At least I could be half way accurate."
 
[Everyone except me because I went to see what the talk about Vegas was about]

After quickly getting bored of Vegas, I head back to my group, seeing a new guy there
 
ExodusNexus said:
I take a turn and fly over to the monster and the weird guy in mask.
"Hey, what's with the mask?"
"I have a fetish towards alpacas"

I respond with a rather serius tone as i look at the flying gal.
 
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