Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 5

[Torlikoff]

The punches seem to have no effect on him, but the launcher is knocked into the air.

"nowlookhereIain'tgonnasaythisagainI'mgoingtokillyouforthis."

 

[Spider_Kaiju]

"HOld on a minute!" "YOu wanted to burn down a church?"

I ask the almost incoherent man.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

• continues to attack the hobo*

 

[Torlikoff]

The punches don't remotely damage the hobo.

"yeahIburneddownthechurchtheywereallhereticswhodidntrespectthegoodgodabove"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

• continues to attack the hobo but harder and faster this time*

 

[DMUA]

Jack gets drunk in hell waiting for the Loans.

As Jack drinks his time away, he'll probably notice the demonic screaming, shotgun blasts, explosions, and sounds of flesh tearing in the background

 

[WHYNAUT]

I've finished breakfast, put on my hoodie and my sandals and I have found money in the bedroom.

"I'm going to buy some more clothes" I say to Waldo.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Hl3: The Attacks continue to do nothing. The man glides up and pulls out a shotgun.

"hopetheadminsdontseemecausetheydontlikecheating"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

• continues to attack the hobo but harder and faster this time and also trying to hit the shotgun a bit*

 

[Torlikoff]

"geshdernitstopattackingIcantdothisforlongorIgetbannedbytheadmins"

He shoots the gun at David, blasting him so hard he burrows hundreds of feet into the ground.

 

[PsychoWarper]

As Jack drinks his time away, he'll probably notice the demonic screaming, shotgun blasts, explosions, and sounds of flesh tearing in the background

"... oh no" I teleport out of Hell to avoid Him and head to the Grand Canyon.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Thoroughly pissed off by this guy who refuses to be damaged, I only throw myself back at him, continuing to attack

 

[DMUA]

Just a few moments later, I dive through the window, slap a C4 onto the banker's face, dive out, and blow the whole building up

"Did you make sure there were no bystanders, my boy?"

"Yeah. The room only had a guy at the desk."

"Good. Make sure to scan before you plant!"

McBiceps proceeds to tear out the spine of a nearby demon, and McChad kicks in another's face, as they continue their wanton Carnage.

 

[Torlikoff]

The Man is still not hurt. He pulls out a Sheep.

"grrhowdareyoumakemeusemybestsheepImabouttogetbannedgoshdarnit"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I punc both him and the sheep in the face

A lot

 

[Torlikoff]

Touching the sheep, it violently explodes, blowing off your arm.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I step out of the shower, water running down my clean body.

Ahh, now that felt good. A nice way to calm down after what's happened recently.

From my hammerspace, I pull out a new set of clothes for me to wear. After donning my new outfit, I get out of the bathroom in time for me to over hear what Mia said.

"Mind if I come with?"

 

[WHYNAUT]

I've finished breakfast, put on my hoodie and my sandals and I have found money in the bedroom.
"I'm going to buy some more clothes" I say to Waldo.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[ did you say that in the bedroom?]

 

[WHYNAUT]

[In front of the door]

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[ edited]

 

[Overlord775]

"Didn't you already go buy clothes, why go twice ?"

I ask Mia

 

[WHYNAUT]

When the man asks if he can come too I just look away not knowing what to say.

"It's proabbaly not a problem for you since you're a sword, but I can't keep wearing the same set of clothes for ever. I'm going to buy a second set and pajamas" I answer Waldo.

 

[Overlord775]

Ah

"Righ, thanks for explaining."

I say to Mia.

I then turn towards Silas and whisper to him

"You should take that as a No."

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I throw a big fireball at the guy then lunge at the guy from behind the fireball with my spear.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

Arm slowly regenerates

I continue to attack the guy with my other arm and both of my legs

 

[Overlord775]

"Also, could you please exit from out house since we are going to the store ?"

I tell Silas.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

Maybe she misunderstood?

"I don't mean that I want to come help you buy clothes, I just wanted some new clothes as well and I figured we could have gone together if you were already going."

 

[WHYNAUT]

I look at Silas for a few seconds. "Ok" I say with no tone in my voice. I put my DC coat in my hammer space and get my phone before leaving.

I start walking back to the same clothing store I went to yesterday.

 

[Torlikoff]

@New Mexico Gang: The man takes no damage from these attacks.

"Ohstopalreadyiwillkillyoubeforeigetbanned-"

The Man disappears, a small text at the bottom of your vision saying "Banned for hacking"

 

[Spider_Kaiju]

' . . . " At first I say nothing, then I speak. "Well that was surreal".

 

[Overlord775]

I follow Mia.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I also follow Mia.

 

[Torlikoff]

The clothing store is offering discounts

 

[WHYNAUT]

I don't really know what else to get so I take a set of the same clothes I already have.

I then start looking for pajamas.

 

[Overlord775]

I buy a funny looking hat.

 

[Torlikoff]

I buy a funny looking hat.

The cashier is confused that a sword is purchasing a hat, but is still glad for the sale.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I buy two hoodies that I find appealing to my taste.

 

[Torlikoff]

The hoodies are not on sale

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I frown and put them back before getting another.