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Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 5

@Spider: The man looks like your average hillbilly, a floppy hat and a pipe. He is mumbling incoherently and doesn't seem to notice.

@Yobo: normal ass city
 
I decide to fly down and and walk around for a bit, to see what is happening on the street.

[BTW, can we blitz normal people?]
 
I've finished taking a shower and I've put on some clothes. I hang my towel on the towel rack. I decide not to put my summer hoodie on because I like to feel chilly after taking a warm shower. I leave the bathroom and the fragrance of food reaches me.

I walk to the kitchen and I see Waldo and... One of the men from the summoned group making breakfast.

I silently sigh.

"What are you making?" I ask.
 
While Mia finishes her breakfast, i decide to check the destroyer finder app,

I see that there's one in Sunland Park, New Mexico.

But ... i am feeling lazy now, so i just put back the phone in hammerspace.
 
Oh boy I knew those guys were crazy, that guy just threw a rock with superhuman strength at a guy without provocatio
 
@Mexico Gang: Out of the corner of your vision, you see some text saying "Cheat Mode Activated, Achievements Disabled."

The man is gone.
 
The Man appears in front of David, flying out of the floor.

"YadamnmetherreckerIpayedgoodmoneyforthathatandyoujusblewitoffmyheadyouskunk."
 
There is suddenly a very large explosion in front of David, launching him several hundred feet in the air.
 
Ok seriously what the **** is happening

Once I land, I thoroughly scan the area for any indication of the hono-looking guy
 
The Man is there, holding a davy crocket launcher to your face.

"DarnfoolmakingmegointogodmodeIwantedtojustburndownachurchyaidiot."
 
I instinctively weave below the giant ass bomb and at the man, throwing several punches at his face and the launcher itself
 
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