Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 5

[WHYNAUT]

"... A... kingdom?" I say with a suprised tone.

Where did this come from? How long has he been thinking about this?

 

[Overlord775]

"Well, if you don't want to do it i don't mind, i'll just think about something else."

I respond to Mia.

 

[WHYNAUT]

I'm still too puzzled by the idea to give a reply.

 

[Overlord775]

"I'll just take that as a No. Time to think of another idea i guess."

I then continue to watch the TV, while thinking.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I feel like I've been falling for a lot longer than i should've been

I finally hit the ground, making a small crater

 

[Torlikoff]

Reaching the ground, you land next to a shackled man who was farming but is now staring in awe and terror at you.

 

[WHYNAUT]

Getting bored of the program were watching I decide to search for another one. Maybe I'll find something interesting.

 

[Overlord775]

I don't get any idea.

I check my phone and see that there's another destroyer doing stuff.

"Do you want to go stop this new destroyer ?"

I ask Mia.

 

[Torlikoff]

@WHY: The tv switches to a show about a man consuming his own waste

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I slowly wave at the man next to me

 

[WHYNAUT]

I see the man consuming his own waste and am curious as to why he's doing that. He's not a rabbit, eating his own waste has no benefits for him.

Then Waldo gets another idea. "This could be a good opportunity to test my abilities to the fullest. Alright then." I say to Waldo.

 

[Torlikoff]

I slowly wave at the man next to me

He runs away in fear, screaming incoherently.

 

[Torlikoff]

Coolguy McChad, in the midst of murdering demons in hell, is suddenly transported to a red office setting, a satanic secretary looking at him. "We've made a mistake sir, we're gonna have to send you back." She says to him.

 

[DMUA]

"Oh. Ugh...... Now what?"

 

[Overlord775]

"Ok, then teleport us here."

I tell Mia as i show her the position of the destroyer which is showcased by the app.

 

[Torlikoff]

"We see that you had one or two extra souls attached to you, you can trade those for your life."

 

[Torlikoff]

@Sweden: The man seems oddly glad to have so many people here.

"Ah, more supporters for the campaign." He says in a thick accent.

 

[WHYNAUT]

I teleport us about a hundred meters away from the given location.

I start searching for the destroyer.

 

[DMUA]

"....."

Coolguy considers this, then gains a devious thought, causing him to crack a gri

"You can have the old man."

 

[Torlikoff]

You see the long haired Swedish man with his death metal army.

 

[Overlord775]

I put my hat and phone in hammerspace and then follow Mia.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

hmm

I begin to wander around

 

[WHYNAUT]

I pull my DC coat out of my hammer space and put it on. My gaze focuses on the destroyer.

"Let's just observe him for now." I say to Waldo.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Hl3: There are several other slaves working and a few guards. They don't notice you.

 

[Overlord775]

I follow Mia's instruction

 

[Torlikoff]

@DMUA: "Sorry, but due to the inconvenience you've caused us we'd need both."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I feel angry for no reason in particular as I walk towards what seems like guards

 

[DMUA]

"Hmm.... Well, we'd need to vote on at as per the board of directors that makes up my soul."

"You have one vote that I need 2 from my soul, I have 2 votes that I get out of hell free."

 

[Torlikoff]

"That's not how that works sir."

 

[PsychoWarper]

I sit confused and scratching my head looking at the Metal Swedish man, "I-I am still v-very drunk"

 

[DMUA]

"Are you sure? I mean 2 of 3 pieces of my being aren't bound to hell via imprecise shock rap extermination, so why should they have to be lorded over in that fashion?"

Coolguy turns around, his sunglasses glistening off absolutely nothing

"I mean, the art of the deal is making sure everyone gets something out of it. I get out of hell and stop my murderous rampage, you leave me alone, everyone walks away happy. But expecting my particularly special talents along with it is a bit one sided, don't you think?"

 

[Torlikoff]

@DMUA: "Most don't ever get out of hell, period. And you have an oddly high opinion of hell's honor."

 

[DMUA]

"I'm not most people."

He turns around, and gives an intense, sunglass driven stare

 

[Torlikoff]

"Take it or leave it buddy"

 

[DMUA]

I proceed to blast their face off with a shotgun, and then jump out the nearby window to go cause more anarchy

If there wasn't already a window, there is now

 

[Torlikoff]

I feel angry for no reason in particular as I walk towards what seems like guards

The guard looks at you, saying "┬┐Quein es t├║? ┬┐Como the llamas?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Me llamo es David. ┬┐Dónde estoy?"

 

[Torlikoff]

"[The greatest guard in this country! Why are you on this island?]" he says, raising his gun.

 

[Torlikoff]

The swedish man pulls out what appears to be a truck sized nuclear bomb.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I'm about to reapond, but I instinctively lash out at the gun, which basically shatters