Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 5

[Overlord775]

I move closer to Mia's arm.

 

[WHYNAUT]

I teleport us back home. I open the door and I see that the other man is here too now. I look a little discontent, but I say nothing. I lie down on the couch and put on the TV.

 

[Overlord775]

"Uh, hey you two, why don't you go find a house of your own ?"

I tell the two of them [@Dragon and @Ed]

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty notices the crisis in Guarma on the app. "Whelp, time to go to Guarma!" Liberty transforms once more.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I see that there's a tech support number

I call it

 

[Torlikoff]

"Ehhhhhhhhhhh hello? Dis da app guy." The voice on the other line answers.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"In a bit. How did you guys get houses anyway?"

 

[Overlord775]

"We found an empty one and took it as our own"

I respond to Silas

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Oh god I already regret this

"Where the **** is Guarma?"

 

[Torlikoff]

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh Et's Red Dead Twoooooooooooooooo, ya gotta go to red dead twoooooooo."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"If I ever find out where you live not even your DNA records will be applicable to the mist they find."

I hang up

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I remember that there was also an address listed

I head to it

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"I see."

 

[Torlikoff]

The address leads you to Canc├║n, Mexico. A decrepit house meets your gaze.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I head inside

 

[Torlikoff]

Inside the house is a man at a TV, playing a cowboy game.

 

[Overlord775]

"So, could you go now ?"

I ask Silas.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I tap the man's shoulder

 

[Torlikoff]

"Ehhhhhhhhhhh what you want?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Where's Guarma?"

I prepare myself to turn him into red paste the second I get the answer

 

[Torlikoff]

"Eet's een the Tee Vee Bro."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I punch him in the face

 

[Torlikoff]

He dodges the punch and grabs David, throwing him into the TV. David is then falling out of the sky.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Wat

I attempt to see where I am

 

[Torlikoff]

You appear to be in the sky, overlooking a beautiful tropoc and green country. You are falling towards it at an acceleration of 9.81 Meters per second.

 

[Edwellken]

"Aww, but I like you guys."

I say to the sword.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Where am I now?" Boris wonders, shook.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Okay, bye Waldo."

I turn to Mia by the TV.

"Bye Mia."

I get ready to leave before turning around for one last comment.

"Also, I'm your neighbor now."

I take my bottles of juice and Ken with me into the house right next to the house Mia and Waldo live in.

 

[Torlikoff]

"Where am I now?" Boris wonders, shook.

[still where you were.]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[I forgot where I was, darn it.]

 

[Torlikoff]

@Dragon: The house is populated by a homeless man.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Yo, what's up?"

 

[Edwellken]

"Hey you read my mind. Let's try the one on the other side then."

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Sure."

We move to the house on the other side.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Oh, forget it. Where's anyone at exactly?" Boris was sincerely confused. "Hey, plot, progress in my favor, please."

 

[Torlikoff]

That house appears to be on fire.

 

[Edwellken]

"Now across the street!"

 

[DragonEmperor23]

It's wierd how we never noticed that fire. It's almost like it didn't exist until a few seconds ago.

"Wait, someone might be in there!"

I cover myself in kagune as armor and run into the house to check for anyone inside.

 

[Torlikoff]

There is nobody inside.

 

[Junkoposter]

"We're at Guarma!" Liberty says to Boris while landing.