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Did you know that in the history of all recorded YouTube videos ever, even today, that DIO Jojo has not won a single fight ever? And that, in fact, neither has Genos Robot from the Saitama series? Well, today is their lucky day-
W-what?! No, I'm not salty! G-get out of here! I mean it, I s-swear!
FEATS
Genos
Genos has actually quite possibly killed a large number of mosquitos before, which is way more than DIO can say. And also their- wait, did Genos even beat Mosquito Girl? Who has Genos won against again? Bah, I'm sure he beat someone in the manga eventually.
He is so strong that he can blow up really big things
He can augment his arms with his Bionicle suit case, giving him more power, throwing him from medium-eh-8B.2 tier to a rather high but modest 8B.Tetriary tier.
Has a rather popular fan club in the form of eager high school girls.
Is actually the machine drawing the (redrawn) manga, which is why it's so pretty.
Signature move: Summons Saitama on death
Won 0 battles on YouTube.
Verdict: The anime was better than the game.
Dio (All caps)
You may believe that DIO hasn't killed any people before, but that's not true. DIO has actually killed one person before, and that's by punching green guy really hard. (Still less than the Mysterious Orb, his trusted sidekick.)
He is so strong that he can lift really heavy things
He can take his arms on and off like mister potato head, and I think that's pretty neat.
Has a rather popular fan club in the form of eager high power stand users.
Is actually the vampire writing the manga, which is why they never age.
Signature Move: Something something DIO meme menacing.
Won I think like maybe 1 battles on YouTube, but that's out of 16 billion, so it doesn't count.
Verdict: There is actually one good Jojo fighting game: Jojo's Bizzare Adventure for the Famicom
And yes, I am forcing you to pick 1 (ONE) of these guys to win. I have your computer files hostage and at gunpoint, and I will not hesitate to fire.
He can't STAND to lose!
Credit to @SakimiChanArt on twitter.
Arms for the Nintendo Switch
Credit to Evil-usagi on DeviantArt.
Both are in their post-mortem forms. Arena is about the 1 minute 30 second point of a video. Location: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh broad daylight and DIO forgot his sunscreen, and Genos just aggro'd a Touhou character or something. Why is it always Touhou characters? You know Touhou characters aren't the only thing these guys have to fight against... And not like one of those weaker muppet gremlins or something that you kill in one hit, I mean generic anime girl number 50 levels of power.
W-what?! No, I'm not salty! G-get out of here! I mean it, I s-swear!
FEATS
Genos
Genos has actually quite possibly killed a large number of mosquitos before, which is way more than DIO can say. And also their- wait, did Genos even beat Mosquito Girl? Who has Genos won against again? Bah, I'm sure he beat someone in the manga eventually.
He is so strong that he can blow up really big things
He can augment his arms with his Bionicle suit case, giving him more power, throwing him from medium-eh-8B.2 tier to a rather high but modest 8B.Tetriary tier.
Has a rather popular fan club in the form of eager high school girls.
Is actually the machine drawing the (redrawn) manga, which is why it's so pretty.
Signature move: Summons Saitama on death
Won 0 battles on YouTube.
Verdict: The anime was better than the game.
Dio (All caps)
You may believe that DIO hasn't killed any people before, but that's not true. DIO has actually killed one person before, and that's by punching green guy really hard. (Still less than the Mysterious Orb, his trusted sidekick.)
He is so strong that he can lift really heavy things
He can take his arms on and off like mister potato head, and I think that's pretty neat.
Has a rather popular fan club in the form of eager high power stand users.
Is actually the vampire writing the manga, which is why they never age.
Signature Move: Something something DIO meme menacing.
Won I think like maybe 1 battles on YouTube, but that's out of 16 billion, so it doesn't count.
Verdict: There is actually one good Jojo fighting game: Jojo's Bizzare Adventure for the Famicom
And yes, I am forcing you to pick 1 (ONE) of these guys to win. I have your computer files hostage and at gunpoint, and I will not hesitate to fire.
He can't STAND to lose!
Credit to @SakimiChanArt on twitter.
Arms for the Nintendo Switch
Credit to Evil-usagi on DeviantArt.
Both are in their post-mortem forms. Arena is about the 1 minute 30 second point of a video. Location: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh broad daylight and DIO forgot his sunscreen, and Genos just aggro'd a Touhou character or something. Why is it always Touhou characters? You know Touhou characters aren't the only thing these guys have to fight against... And not like one of those weaker muppet gremlins or something that you kill in one hit, I mean generic anime girl number 50 levels of power.
