Deadpool Fights a Weeb Assassin

[Xx.davidparra]

They fourth wall break and use katanas? why the hell not

Both are 9-A

SPEED IS EQUALIZED

Travis has his Beam Katana

Deadpool has his 2 Katanas

The fight takes place in a 200-yard football field

Who wins and why?

Deadpool (Marvel Comics) :

Travis Touchdow :


"Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots"


"People cope with grief differently. Some people **** at funerals, I cut off Heads."


Sick Puppies - War

Fight Theme Song

 

[The_Impress]

What are even Travis' wincons? Deadpool is High 8-C with weapons, he doesn't really have 9-A weaponry

 

[Xx.davidparra]

I thought that was only with guns? and Travis has fought multiple master gunslingers without getting hit

 

[The_Impress]

For his swords too.

Also does Travis have anything for his regen? And he goes for incap in-character?

 

[Xx.davidparra]

Travis has some really good stat amps, Deadpool takes a day to fully regen himself and yes in his fights Travis shuts off his emotions and goes for the kill

 

[The_Impress]

"Deadpool takes a day to fully regen" this is literally false considering he regen'd from being literal ash in half as that, and considering he supposedly has a better regen rate.

He regenerates from impalement in literal seconds, his head in under 13 minutes, his hand in like 3 seconds completely and same with being split in half.

Just because previously folks purposely hid regen rate feats to validate their calcs for the sake of justifying the 8-A rating doesn't mean I'm gonna ignore it. His relevant regen rate against anything but turning him into ash is approximately seconds to minutes, and considering he oneshots here, this is a stomp.

 

[Xx.davidparra]

again Travis is bloodlusted,has op stat amps, has fought and defeated master gun/sword users,cyborgnetic superheroes,a chick who specializes in surprise military tactics, ninjas and a rip-off Dante from DMC mixed with his op instinctive reaction that borders on precog [1] [2] in both he's not even paying attention to whats happening and in the first gif he's literally half-asleep even Travis's basic moves use speed amps [3] all his amps also let him one-shot and blitz people who are comparable to him

 

[The_Impress]

So let me get this clear.

Either Travis never gets hit, or Deadpool oneshots.

Why do y'all peeps insist on making mismatches? And why is Deadpool so insanely restricted while Travis isn't?

Unless Travis has instant stat amps that he literally activates the second match starts, Deadpool oneshots, for reference he can vey easily overcome Taskmaster's Analytical Prediction, so.

 

[The_Impress]

Also why is Deadpool put at such a ridiculous disadvantage here?

He isn't bloodlusted OR has his equipment

 

[Xx.davidparra]

disadvantage? he was weapons and he can one-shot. to answer both your questions let's say Travis wasn't bloodlusted to make the 2 tier disadvantage fair he still has a move (its weird so bare with me) called Cranberry Chocolate Sundae it lets him blitz opponents that are comparable to him and its not unusual for him to use it early IC the only debuff to it is that it lasts only 1 minute

 

[The_Impress]

Mate, due to the amps both characters oneshot, no need to bloodlust anyone.

 

[Xx.davidparra]

I apologize then, I'll remove the bloodlust

 

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