Cake vs Pizza because I can

[The_Smashor]

SCP-871 vs SCP-458. After killing the ultimate opponent, Composite Tree, so hard that they were banned from vs battles wiki, 871 is out for more blood. Tomato Sauce will have to do.


A f**king cake


A f**king box of pizza

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Aren't both completely indestructible? And also non-sentient?

 

[The_Smashor]

No comment.

 

[Starter_Pack]

This battle is unwinnable for both parties. Neither of them are even alive, so they can't do anything to each other. The cake will continue multiplying forever, easily smothering the pizza box. But the pizza box has shown to be indestructible from much more potent things than being crushed by cakes, so it'll remain intact as the world goes to crud from too many cakes. In short, this a match between a multiplying cake and an indestructable pizza box. What do you think was gonna happen?

Winner: Inconclusive

 

[Kaltias]

Kirby appears out of nowhere, keeps eating both and now he is happy forever

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

"Indestructible" is an NLF. It's going to collapse under the weight of the cakes eventually.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Cakes keep multiplying until they eventualy reach the atmosphere and outside of it, where they will continously be destroyed and recreated, increasing the amount of cake mass being made even more, eeventtualy, some cakes fall into the sun, keep increasing its mass through respawning and make it into a black hole, laughing at the nlf that idistructibility is

 

[Starter_Pack]

Mm, fair points. Changing my vote to the cake.

 

[Cain_Fastus]

This is ridiculus

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

• Wild Dante and Kyoko Sakura appear!

 

[Mariogoods]

I vote to '''Starter Pack ''' due to Starter Pack's first reason.

 

[The_Smashor]

Cake: 3

Pizza: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Lightbuster30]

Didn't the Pizza resist all attempts at destruction by the foundation? Wouldn't that at least include their EE bombs?

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Didn't the Pizza resist all attempts at destruction by the foundation? Wouldn't that at least include their EE bombs?

They didnt attept all that hard you know? They simply tried to cut it and shot it a bit. They dont really want kt destroyed

 

[Bobsican]

Cake FRA

 

[The_Smashor]

Cake: 4

Pizza: 0

 

[Vizorus69]

Cake FRA.

 

[The_Smashor]

Cake: 5

Pizza: 0

 

[Insecurity97]

One of my least favorite foods FRA

 

[GyroNutz]

Cake FRA

 

[The_Smashor]

Cake: 7

Pizza: 0

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

BTW, this is a stomp.

Pizza cannot win

 

[The_Smashor]

It probably takes cake several months to win. Pizza can't win, but Cake can just barely make it not inconclusive.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

It probably takes cake several months to win. Pizza can't win, but Cake can just barely make it not inconclusive.

Doesn't matter.

One 100% wins, the other 100% loses. It's a stomp.


And just barely? There is no scenario where it loses.

 

[Sans2345]

Stomp

 

[The_Smashor]

Well, this was fun anyway.

 

[IvoryAS]

Inconclusive because of the Victory conditions

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Inconclusive because of the Victory conditions

How does that counter the pizza being raped by a massive black hole?

 

[IvoryAS]

Inconclusive because of the Victory conditions

How does that counter the pizza being raped by a massive black hole?

Yeah nevermind, Iread it wrong,

I retract my vote