I want to bring this thing up about burns. Why do we honestly use the weakest of his feats on his page? We really shouldn't. There are the few joke scenes. Being
The doctor saying wind could kill him, An any overpowering him, and light photons overpowering him, and not being able to lift up wet sponge. Or having trouble with a dollar overpowering him.!A total of 5 or so gag feats (there may be another one or few I'm missing. But you'll see my point) that made fun of his weak strength. Which is contradicted by 90 percent of any other scene we see him in in the extremely long running show.
Overpowered by light, despite the fact that means he literally couldn't go outside, or handled lightbulbs. Which he handled perfectly fine. And handles far worse.
Killed by a slight breeze despite the fact he has taken consistent beatings from the cast, even a normal fall provides more damage than a slight breeze. Which Burns has taken. Even surviving getting set on fire. He also took a decent fall and survived.
Overpowered by an ant and can't fully lift a wet sponge. When he is canonically always carrying a gun with him. And the normal stuff he carries would be vastly superior to an ant or wet sponge. His clothes alone contradicts the ant. He has lifted up bats, helmets, a Bowling ball, took candy from a kids hands, lifted a microphone and megaphone. And many many many more things. It's uncountable how much that feat is contradicted. Plus. That ant (and I can't believe I'm saying this) is honestly just a lot stronger. Not that Burns is haha that much weaker. Even if Burns put no force into crushing the ant. A normal ant could not pick up even an old frail mans foot and push him over. That Ant is honestly just stronger. It sounds ridiculous. But that's honestly a realistic loon on that feat. There's no way a normal ant could move even Mr. Burns. His sheer weight in clothes is too much for one. Not even considering his body. Or gun.
His haha weak joke seems extremely rare to even really consider. It's not even a consistent enough gag to be a vary. As normal feats contradict it daily. Some of the feats don't work. An ant overpowering him is a total joke, as I brought up as even a IRL ant couldn't support Burns weight. So that ants just strong. How they treat Mr. Burns is he clearly is weaker than the casts. But also take in mind. The Cast is Class 5 in strength. Of course they are leagues stronger. Burns is like a slightly below average to regular average human. he isn't by any means so weak that light can overpower him and bugs can defeat him. He is just an old man. But can do common tasks, and can display typical human strength feats. With the acceptation of like 5 or so haha make fun of how weak he is Jokes. So really think we just shouldn't consider these feats. Take them off his page, and just put under notes that those kinds of feats are widely inconsistent and simply don't make sense or don't work. His normal strength is leagues of leagues beyond it. He tends to vary from Below Average human (but not by much. He is still put out to be stronger than children by some amount, and frankly can still handle things like the recoil of a gun). To average human with his better feats. I think he should get this
Attack potency:
Below Average Human (Is depicted as a very old and weak person, however he still has the strength to do lift and move a bowling ball, handle the recoil on a pistol and rifles
Speed is fine
Lifting strength
Average Human (While depicted as weak, he is capable of lifting baseball bats, lifting and tossing a bowling ball, always carrying around his gun, lifting a rifle, as well handling the recoil of several guns)
Durability Varies from
Street level, to
Building level+ (He is depicted more times to be tougher than a child, he has been set on fire and survived, had a bunch of gold land on him and survived, and took a several foot drop, he at his best has been shown to take beatings from the cast such as
Homer Simpso,
Abe Simpso, and
Bart Simpso, and has been stomped on by Smithers)
As well. Even if the higher end stuff for durability isn't used. Most of his matches should be looked at again. And some removed. Because he is put up against Houseflies and Bees. Despite his 10-C is leagues above a fly or bee. He would swat them away like any person. So it's really a stomp.
