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In the beginning - What the **** is a rizz?
Before I can prove that Brak has no rizz, we first must discuss what does the word "rizz" even mean. After spending a singular minute in gen Z communities, and using my PhD in ebonics, I've come to the conclusion that rizz is a system that young men use to measure how much sex appeal they have from the perspective of a woman. Now that we understand what rizz is, we can move on to the actual topic, why Braking simply does not have any of it, or he does have it, but at a negative value.
Chapter 1 - Boasting
Let's start with the weakest, but also the most obvious evidence; he constantly boasts about having the so-called rizz. As we all know, boasting about being a gangster or doing some gangsta shit, means you full of shit, that is what true gangsta's taught me all those years ago. From this, we can conclude that from the start Braking has been lying about having the sickest rizz of all time.
Chapter 2 - His actual attempt at getting bitches
We've found two subjects (so far) who Brak has attempted to seduce, both of whom are VSBWians (it is likely that he has done this in other communities judging by his behaviour, both online and possibly offline).
His first victim is @Arc7Kuroi. As we can see in the provided footage, despite claiming to have so much rizz, he seemingly acts desperate upon being tricked into thinking Arc is a girl, and fails epically at trying to get his attention.
His next victim was Dread, who he also woefully failed to seduce. I don't know how do you **** up at seducing what seems to be a depressed e-boy, but if anything that shows Brak does indeed have negative amount of rizz.
If we take the definition of the word rizz (that I provided) literally, then Brak wouldn't really need to be so desperate and act weird around women, yet this is exactly what he does when he spots who he assumes is an e-girl, curious!
Chapter 3 - Random assorted bullshit
Fellow rizzer rizzes him out. You know your "rizz game" is trash when azontr calls you out.
Desperation.
Confessing to being a Discord moderator (and lying about getting man ass/"bussy").
Chapter 4 - Bro is literally thirteen
**** is you doing, son? Instead of trying to appeal to girls so they can like you, you should appeal yourself to a book so your parents have more reasons to like you. Getcho ass back to studying and doing homework, punk-ass boy, pipe down.
Conclusion?
As has been shown above, Brak not only has little to no rizz, but he in fact has a negative amount of it. How can you be so bad at this that you can't even get love and affection from an e-boy? C'mon, son, do better.
