Big Lincoln sends a snowman to hell

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

Snow-rapper!


It's Winter in Olathe, but Big Lincoln really, really hates Winter. So he decides to take it out on a snowman named Winter. BUT THIS ISN'T ANY SNOWMAN, IT'S A SNOWMAN THAT KNOWS KARATE (As clearly evidenced by the top right picture)!

(INSERT MUSIC HERE)

-Victory via death or KO.

-Both are in-character, and are willing to kill.

-No outside knowledge about eachother.

-No preparation.

-It will be day time.

-Battle takes place in Olathe in front of this house .

-Characters start four meters away from eachother.

-Speed equalized.

Man that had his ass handed to himself by a little girl : 0


Snowman with a (im)practical attack : 0

 

[Noahkaismith]

This is a stomp. Lincoln is on such a high end of wall level it's silly. Snow Golem has almost no combat experience, while Lincoln fought toe to toe with Buddy. Lincoln can throw fireballs and make the ground beneath you erupt. Finally, Licoln can just steal Snow Golem's soul, reducing him to a pile of snow.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Actually...

1. Speed isn't equalized. This is a snowman throwing 100 000 snowballs per seconds at Lincoln.

2. Snow Golem has 9-A durability.

3. Golems likely don't have a soul.

Equalize speed and I'll consider it fair.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Yeah, unless the OP equalizes speed, Lincoln's getting fastballed to death the moment the fight starts.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

"Big Lincoln has been found dead, his thorax filled with still cold snow. Several of his bones have been broken. The number one spot of the list has been attributed to snow to this day."

 

[CrackerVolley]

It's a mismatch... for Snow Golem. I mean, look at his dura!

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Arguably, with speed equalized Lincoln could take down the Golem even with that much dura. He's far more skilled, enough dura to be almost immune to his snowballs and is on an high enough end of Wall to be able to chip damage the golem to death.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

If speed were equalized, Lincoln's flames could potentially wear the Golem down as well since, y'know, weakness to heat.

 

[Fllflourine]

Lincoln for Saik's reasoning (eyes)

 

[CrackerVolley]

I thought chip damage doesn't work. That's why Jotaro can't beat Kenshiro or any similar fights...

 

[Fllflourine]

Jotaro is High 8-C to Kenshiro's High 7-A, likely 6-C/High 6-C dura.

The gap here is much closer.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Lincoln also has the advantage of attacking with something the Golem is majorly weak against, so...

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

To put that in perspective:

Brad and Co. are capable of effortlessly whistanding car crashed and large trucks at high speed even early game. Later on, Brad doesn't even flinch when taking dynamite explosions to the face.

Yet Brad got completely and utterly trashed by Buzzo, who did well over 10 times Brad's HP in a single hit. And Lincoln is comparable to Brad.

Meanwhile Snow Golem is barely 9-A. Only a bit over baseline.

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

Jesus, I didn't see the replies. I'll equalize speed.